There's an old jungle saying: "Never point a gun a someone because it just might go off."

The Phantom (1996) dir. Simon Wincer

Billy Zane as Kit Walker (The Phantom) in The Phantom (1996)

This is Walter. He looks like one of the wizards secretly running this website 

any fellow #zaneiacs on this site ?

imho the only thing woke has actually ruined is queer eye for the straight guy. I don’t want to see queer eye for the struggling single mom. that’s nothing. just give her money and leave her alone. I am here to see some fags gently bully a man and treat the concept of Straight Guy™️ as a specific cultural category that can be coherently made fun of rather than the inherent default of humanity.

Modern DW: We're really just trying to push the bounds of the genre here, we're playing around with the core structure of Doctor Who in ways that haven't really been done before.

Big Finish in 2006: Okay the Doctor's not actually in this one. But don't worry, Paul McGann voices an eight-armed alien. Who has the Doctor's memories. Sort of. This whole thing is set in a highly hierarchical authoritarian society where people regularly have their minds erased and their memories grafted onto other people, and the Paul McGann alien has the Doctor's mind grafted on to him which makes him the Messiah of the civilian revolution and also he eats a live rat. And Paul McGann's Evil Authoritarian Voice is kinda hot but it's gonna give you mixed vibes because now you know he's an 8 armed alien. And also Paul McGann eats a live rat. Did I mention that earlier. I feel like I cannot stress enough how much Paul McGann eats a live rat.

The more you know. Apparently Crave Canada has a queer women’s sports show coming as well.

at the point and click adventure club straight up unsure what to do next

Goin' up to a girl like "She doesn't want to talk to me right now. She doesn't want to- She doe- She doesn't want to talk to me right no- That's the bartender, but I think I've had enough for toni- I can't leave, the party's just getting started!"

so like is anyone else seeing what's happening on the dilbert website right now

I feel as though I will regret asking but, what absolute nonsense was he on about here?

Scott had prostate cancer, probably for a few years since by the time he publicly announced having it (May 2025) there were signs of the cancer spread to his hip and lower vertebrae. Rather than treating it immediately with surgery, drugs, or traditional cancer therapy; he took ivermectin and other de-worming medication. He was begging RFK jr and the P(os)otus to grant him access to an "experimental" cancer treatment in November. After being paralyzed and starting radiation therapy because the cancer had spread into his spine.

The man's life is a prime example of how modern conservatism will rot your brain. Prostate cancer is one of the most survivable cancers in adults (especially men over the age of 60), and he died painfully over the course of years because he believed in grifters over doctors.

I’m sorry but I think we also should acknowledge that the supposed experimental cancer treatment, based on the Dil set website’s specific phrasing, apparently involved some sort of downloading of the consciousness into a new body?

Like it’s not required for the whole “being a prime example of modern conservative brain rot” thing but I still think it’s something to acknowledge

Nyanlang

Tag yourself I'm the fourth one

i'm afraid the phrase "touch my wee wee touch my fucking wee wee!" has become a consistent part of my internal monologue vocabulary

he was just very real about it

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