The four penguins from Madagascar are, somehow, isekaied in the middle of the clone wars

Palpatine is dead within the hour

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

When Russia sends you nudes

#what the fuck happened here

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

reblog it, because Russia can´t

Thanks Obama 

Wtf

When Russia makes this post illegal

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

I have a piece of tumblr history on my blog now

String identified: atgctactttaatcaaaaattcaTattattatttgaagtcaacatTaaataattgaATCTgtgattaaacttg

Closest match: Bombyx mori BmN4 cell DNA, chromosome 24, sequence Common name: Domestic Silk Moth

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When the domestic silk moth sends you nudes

Domestic silk moth is just being friendly

Now the moth is banned in Russia

…well what the fuck is this

Art.

I can’t speak for other social media webbed sites but I really enjoy how tumblr seems to just completely spin a wheel on whatever media is hot right now. Like yeah sometimes it’s a new show that’s big and actively coming out but also sometimes there will be a solid month where half my dash is Columbo memes. Defy authority. Get really into an book from the 1800s. Watch shows that haven’t aired in 40 years. Celebrate the anniversary of the Boston Molasses Flood. Become unmarketable

oh shit i almost missed it!

Something the AI text boom has made me realize is that "no information" is significantly better than "wrong information."

I just saw Doordash AI describe a gallon of blue cheese dressing as a "sweet and refreshing beverage concentrate."

old drawing but i wanted to post it ^^

everyone simply must stop saying Grooming when they mean Indoctrination

grooming is a specific cluster of behaviors exclusively meant to sow the seeds for a romantic/sexual relationship with a child/teen over time. (some people also use it to refer to adults with severely uneven power dynamics, but the strictest definition is the previous one). the perpetrator is usually someone already close to the victim, most often a relative or trusted family friend.

indoctrination means intentionally instilling a partisan/dogmatic ideology into someone--often at a young age since children tend to be more impressionable, but there isn't really an age limit on it.

and the two can go hand-in-hand, like, you could be indoctrinated into an ideology that provides more potential for grooming to happen (whether by discouraging speaking out about the issue, or creating a strict hierarchy where certain people can't be questioned), but they're different things okay

"Male author writes male character who is widely lusted after by the female fans" isn't impressive or noteworthy when it's a character who follows the formulaic Cool-Guy, Boyfriend-Material, Thirst-Trap archetype because like. You can study up on that for 10 minutes and understand the script. You can copy-paste a guy like that.

"Male author writes male character who is widely lusted after by the female fans" is extremely impressive when it's Arataka Reigen. That is absolutely organic and almost certainly unintentional to the highest degree. No playbook on that one. That is undeniable authenticity in the irresistible failman market and I think ONE deserves an award even if he doesn't want it.

To be clear. BONES the studio absolutely knew what they were doing. But this is after they recognized the exact rare-metal value of the weird ugly sweaty failman with no friends and the only common sense in the series. You can't not fuck him.

Reupload of my silly first kiss comic (i deleted my blog on accident lol)

it's kind of a shame that mob psycho 100 was released before these talks of 'main character energy' and 'npc behavior' really started to take hold in an annoying way. 'i am the protagonist of the world' no you're not you're the protagonist of your own life just like everybody else is. bitch.

showing these panels to everyone

There are a couple of things about current shipping culture that confuse me.  

1. The focus on whether or not a pairing will become canon as a reason people should ship something or not.  Do you not understand what the “transformative” part of “transformative works” means?”

2. This idea that saying “I ship that” means “I think that, as presented in canon,this is a perfect, healthy relationship that everyone should model their relationship after.” 

Sometimes shipping something does mean that.  Sometimes shipping something means “Person A is a trash bag who doesn’t deserve person B but I would love to explore how Person A might grow to deserve Person B.” Sometimes it means “I want these characters to live together forever in a conflict free domestic AU.”  Sometimes it means “I want Person A to forever pine after Person B.  Nothing is beautiful and everything hurts.”  And sometimes it just means you like their faces and want to see Person A and Person B bone in various configurations and universes. 

Listen to your parents, kids.

This really should be one of a handful of Public Service Announcements randomly and chronically inserted into one’s dash.

Hell man sometimes it means “these two are TERRIBLE and I want to watch them burn like a catastrophic forest fire as a proxy for all the shit I don’t actually want in real life (like to light my own apartment on fire and scream) and then laugh at the destruction at the end.” 

All “I ship it” really means – really – is “I think there’s a story in those two, and I want to hear it.”

All “I ship it” really means – really – is “I think there’s a story in those two, and I want to hear it.”

Can I offer you a gummy worm Tangela in these trying times?

the "Turn everyone into rodents now" act, as well as its proponents, have been ratified

love the library. there's no risk. you can take out a book and go "wow this sucks" and just give it back. and when you do that you're still making the library's Number Go Up so you'll be able to roll the dice on even more books. all for the low low price of free/you already paid for it with your tax money so you might as well use it

Sounds like we're getting a newer "faster" router.

Boy I hope it can be and will be configured to still work with my 3DS. Yeah sure online play is "dead" but once you've hacked it you can still get a LOT of use out of being able to connect it to the internet.

I have similar thoughts about my Wii U but honestly for that one I'm more specifically concerned about the ability to redownload games over anything unofficial I might be doing. Like if my external hard drive dies and the Wii U can't connect, there wouldn't be a way to get those games back.

The thing about the New 3DS XL is you need a fucking screwdriver any time you want to take out the microSD card, which is very irritating. Fortunately people have figured out how to transfer data between your 3DS microSD card and a PC with FTP, but if the 3DS can't play nice with the router, well. Time to pull out the screwdriver just to back up saves, I guess.

The thing is we're dealing with Spectrum and I've read about people having problems getting stuff that uses 2.4ghz to connect properly. And that's people talking about smart devices and shit, stuff that's actually modern. The 3DS and Wii U are way older.