all bugs can be organized into one of three categories: homies, chillers, and haters. hornets and wasps are haters. mosquitos are haters. most spiders are homies cuz they eat shitty bugs, some spiders are chillers cuz they dont really do anything, but also some spiders are haters because they’ll kill you. learn to tell the difference. bees are homies but they become haters if you fuck with them. most beetles are chillers but if they’re the kind of beetle that flies really fast at your face then they’re haters.

do girls really mature faster? or do we just excuse boys’ immaturity longer?

an authority figure: [expresses slight, arguable disappointment in me]

me, shaking: Wow. Can’t Believe I’m The Worst Person Alive

Make me choose: Anonymous asked: Zoe & Rasha or Zoe & Miles

the sexual tension between two gas stations on the same intersection

Remember when Kim Possible was on Lilo and Stitch?

Or How about when The Proud Family decided to visit?

Or when those fucking kids from Recess came over to Hawaii

Lilo was a popular little bitch.

the conflicting art styles are making me uncomfortable…

You forgot American Dragon: Jake Long too!

new metric for your personality as an adult = what you named your most iconic stuffed animal as a kid

i think we all have that one follower we’re always subconsciously trying to get the approval of and whenever they like or reblog a post you’re just like

good

i have pleased you