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FIC MASTERLIST

Fics are grouped by rating, then alphabetical (except series, which will be posted by series name with titles color coded for their individual ratings). These links will take you to the respective tumblr posts, which are in turn linked to the stories on AO3. You’ll need to be logged into AO3 in order to read, as I archive-lock everything I write.

🥳 I hit the link limit (100) so ToC pt. 1 is complete. (pls lmk if any links are broken bc I will fix them) Please enjoy and feel free to reblog any you like 😊

Table of Contents, Part 1

Table of Contents, Part 2

Look, this is a silly poll but I just found out that my husband has only ever gotten one papercut in his almost 43 years. This is mind-boggling to me, and it is mind-boggling to him that I have had more than that. I just want to know who has had the more common experience!

Please signal boost if you can so this will reach a larger sample size! Thanks!

If you're in the US military or National Guard, and are given an illegal or unconstitutional order, the GI Rights hotline (1-877-447-4487) is there to help give you the support you need to do the right thing by refusing it. It would be good to think about this now before it becomes a live issue for you and it would be smart of you to memorize that number.

You can reblog this without your thoughts about the US Military, btw, that's allowed.

In fact: you SHOULD share it without your thoughts on the US Military. If someone in the military sees this number and is considering it, they already know. Just let them see the resource.

Mereel did his own game of loyalty with Kal as a kid, but Kal never noticed he was tested. Mereel did the science version of "daddy daddy look what i drew!!!", but Mereel deliberately presented it faulty. Kal didn't notice the fault, he didn't understand a thing about it, but still he told Mereel he is proud of him, he is smart, he is his brilliant son.

Kal didn't even try to question his brain, whether his equations/gadget/bioculture/whatever he came up with had a flaw. Kal just accepted it's perfect because Mereel made it.

Mereel got the feeling that he can divide by zero and Kal would love him for it too. He is not sure what to do with this information.

But the memory still makes him uncomfortable for some reason.

AWEFSHDJDKSLAGGSHSJSKDMAASGDHJDKD

This is so precious!!!!! <3

Also, is baby uncomfortable because 1, Kal loves him unconditionally, or 2, because daddy is... like. Dumb????

OMG imagine bebe Mereel getting praises and headpats like my sweet boy, my smart boy, galaxy's most intelligent and smartest and brilliant boy, i love you so much

And Mereel smiling like a sunshine he is while internally: dontcallbuirdumbassdontcallbuirdumbass DON'T CALL BUIR DUMBASS ORDO WILL KILL YOU.

Not to party crash or anything, but i had a thought immediately after reading the op and couldn’t keep it to myself

But like. Mereel is clearly an intelligent and hyperobservant mind that is testing the scope of care that a caretaker figure has toward his own interests, and in turn toward Mereel himself.

To present your caretaker with your interests, just to receive kneejerk baseline praise without a modicum of actual interest toward what you are trying to communicate you care about, only to receive no effort to take you up on the offer you are giving them (AKA, i like this, im good at it, please ask me about my interest, ask me about why I like this, take this opportunity i am offering you to bond with me over something i love, show support for something i am clearly looking for approval about) might actually be detrimental to the relationship in the long term.

Furthermore, to feel the need to test said caretaker in the first place, regarding their reaction to what is clearly a bid for communication and bonding and attention, and then to have said caretaker fail to take you up on that bid beyond a cursory remark but no further effort to connect with you over it… idk. Says a lot?

Not necessarily anything bad, obviously — yet, at least. But there may be some communication and understanding between these two that needs to be worked on before it hurts the care they do have toward each other.

It’s a difficult thing, when two people’s styles of communication are different.

Sorry for butting in on this positive and fluffy post with my big ol’ angst take 😔😔

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Something in the Sho’cye

Part 7 | Merverse Part 8

rated e, not the same timeline, cody/rex, rex is still a great white shark, but not the same one that’s in the other fic, cody is still an orca but likewise, pred/prey, vore dirty talk, obi-wan is unimportant

Cody stalks toward him, the predatory glide of a hunter aware of his skill. His black and white markings flash and his tall dorsal fin cuts a menacing tower through the currents. Up-down beats his strong horizontal tail, uncanny, alien, mammalian. His head dips and rises but his eyes stay on his quarry.
On Rex.
Rex isn’t floating idle for him to conquer, though. His own circling is ceaseless and just enough faster than Cody’s to stay out of his reach for now; neither of them is sprinting—this is an endurance chase.
Rex is bigger than most other life in the ocean, and yet he’s smaller and more agile than Cody, two thirds of his length. Side to side he undulates, sweeps of his vertical angular caudal fins, upper and lower, propelling him forward, and all the little fins along his length granting him fine control over his shifts in acceleration.
They both know what the outcome of this pursuit will be.
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hi im here to cause problems 😌

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any of the ships in the terrible horrible no good polycule (echofivestupdogmaslick+)

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Despite his best efforts Tup can’t quite manage to tear his eyes away from where Fives is trying to eat Echo’s face. He wrinkles his nose. It wasn’t every day that your dead partner came back to life, but did they have to celebrate so loudly?

“I think this might be good for us,” he says.

“Really?” Dogma asks hopefully.

Really?” Slick is less optimistic.

“Really.” Across the landing bay Fives gropes clumsily at Echo’s ass. Tup can hear them moaning from here. Is Five that loud with him? He hopes not. “I met Echo before he died—”

“Before he went missing,” Dogma interrupts.

“Before he went missing. And Fives talked about him all the time. He seems sensible.” They could use another level head around here.

Echo pulls at Fives’ hair with his remaining hand. Their mouths are open so wide they might as well be licking each other.

Slick hums in a way that makes people want to punch him. “By ‘met’ do you mean drooled at him working out in his ARC gear across the gym?”

“No! I mean I had a conversation with him.” He’d also drooled at him across the gym, but who hadn’t?

“Look, kid,” Slick says, as though Tup hadn’t ended up serving longer than he had, even if he’d been decanted first.

“Don’t call him kid,” Dogma says. He doesn’t look at Slick either, eyes locked on the two ARCs. He’d been drooling right next to Tup.

Slick rolls his eyes, but bows to Dogma’s wishes in a way he refuses to for anyone else. “I just think we should all keep in mind that Echo and Fives were already members of the 501st when I was arrested.”

A sort of dread that is usually reserved for when Fives and Slick really get into it pools in Tup’s gut. And maybe a little lower. It wasn’t going to happen, but that didn’t mean that Slick and Fives fighting wasn’t hot. What would adding Echo to the mix even—

Tup needs to get laid. He has two actual partners and a sort of partner in the form of Slick. How is it he never seems to manage more than jerking off in the tiny shared fresher?

“Did he know you?” Dogma asks. “If he…” he trails off, eyes widening in an expression that Tup is familiar with. Sure enough, Fives has shoved up Fives shirt, showing off his broad back.

The landing bay is empty except for them, but there’s no guarantee it’ll stay that way. They’re supposed to be laying low. Fugitives of the Republic and all that.

How had Echo even found them? Tup files away the question for when Echo’s mouth isn’t occupied trying to deep throat Fives’ tongue.

Slick cocks his head at the display, but doesn’t lose focus. “Nah, I didn’t interact much with the 501st if I could help it. But I bet I got some of their little buddies killed.”

Fives wedges a leg between Echo’s and Echo’s civvies don’t hide enough to for Tup to even pretend that Echo isn’t humping it. Echo’s lost the built ARC that Tup jerked off to a couple of times before he died—it had felt morbid after—but he still holds himself with a straight-backed confidence that hits very nicely despite the circumstances.

So Echo won’t like Slick. Fine. What’s new?

“Yeah, but no one likes you, Slick,” Tup says.

“We do,” Dogma points out, which is only true on a technicality.

 Slick lounges back against their ship looking so very pleased with himself. “Yeah, I’m sure he and Dogma will be the very best of friends.”

Dogma pales. “Fives and I have moved on,” he says very quickly.

“Sure you have, kid.” Slick says. “But you arranged for a firing squad to shoot Echo’s favourite lay. How do you think he’s going to feel about you? Even if said lay has decided to stop bringing it up.”

Dogma’s face makes it very clear he’s come to the exact same conclusion as Tup. So much for getting to fuck two ARCs at once he supposes.

“He’ll probably like you,” Dogma says to Tup, dejected misery having fully consumed any optimism.

“Yeah, trooper. You’re just everyone’s favourite.” At least Slick sounds happy.

“Lucky me,” Tup mutters.

They lapse into several seconds of blissful silence, interrupted only by the wet activities happening across from them.

Slick straightens up. “Huh. Those limbs are more dexterous than I’d have imagined.”

“Okay!” Tup slaps Dogma and Slick on the shoulder. “We’re waiting inside the ship!”

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at my third beer itll be revealed to me what will be the hot new trends of 2026 so stay tuned

2026s hot new trends:

  • soft penis
  • premature ejaculation (forever)
  • stimulation thru fingers in mouth only
  • branding but if thats too fancy cigarette burning also works
  • inner thigh bruising and cutting
  • underboob sweat. sweat in general actually
  • looking a little uncomfortable (cute)
  • hitting people with full bladders in the stomach until something interesting happens
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