hawkeye irl

Gimme gimme gimme a meow after midnight

I was thinking about how ‘Grinch’ and ‘Scrooge’ are words for people who hate Christmas but aren’t exact synonyms and then this chart happened.

HELP???

a relationship should be fifty-fifty. She lays me gently in the cold dark earth and I crawl home to her.

dentist with hand in my mouth: how have you been doing? what's on your mind?

me: stho bathiclly dan and phiw fell inthoo it hard and fasth in 2009 and

predictions are locked in. 2026 is going to be a good one

You'll notice that people do this in multiplayer games for much the same reason!

Guys i just saw the funniest web graphic of a frog on a unicycle. I think this will be big. They're calling him that boy.

(Vol. 9, #1)

He's beautiful.

However, as previously established (see post), all opinions on Daredevil comic art are NULL and VOID until such time that FRANKLIN 'FOGGY' NELSON is deemed good and/or beautiful. Only when those terms are met will this blog allow for all other art in the same comic to be judged under a similar distinction.

Court adjourned!

i'd make a joke about "let the HUSBAND giggle under the covers and tell HIS WIFE to put that camera away before dying before HIS WIFE'S story starts" but lets be real he'd still get more fanart

sir do you understand that you are being criticized right now

The best thing about tumblr is you can just make a criticism of a very specific person completely unprompted and then that person will appear as if summoned in your notes to prove your point for you.

Santa Dance

@isuggestlandback

For people afraid this is AI (and those in the comments saying this is a Viking santa??? (as a Norwegian I'm judging the fuck out of you) ):

PowWow Santa is real and he's from Maskwacis, Alberta, Canada.

pom pom crabs are some of the most unethical animals in the ocean

this man is a serial abuser

His pom poms are two sessile invertebrates he holds in his hands and starves so he can punch stuff with anemones who are so desperate to eat that they’ll use maximum sting on anything that gets close to him. When they starve to death he just finds more

Sometimes when I go hundreds pages deep into people’s Tumblr archives, I find really funny posts and I weigh the pros and cons of liking/reblogging them.

Pros: I’ll have access to them later because they’re fucking hilarious

Cons: They might think I’m creepy. Despite the fact that it’s public and on the Internet, it is not socially acceptable to let anyone know the extent that you creeped their archives.

I hereby extend blanket permission for anyone to creep on my archive, and to like and reblog posts from it if they want to. It’s really quite flattering.

“it is not socially acceptable”

Wrong. It is not only acceptable but expected here. Adhere to whatever “etiquette” you will on other sites. Share and be shared here.

Yeah, this isn’t a Tumblr thing. Everyone here loves it when they wake up to 97 notifications and they’re all likes and reblogs from the same person of shit you posted five years ago.

I love it when someone is obviously going through a specific tag of mine.

Being on Tumblr is barely socially acceptable in the first place. Go wild.

My favorite genre of Daredevil photos is any interview where the costar looks like they're having a perfectly normal/good time and Charlie Cox looks like he is about to burst into tears. Like, he looks like he's trying to make a deal with god while slightly to his left other people are talking about the favorite foods they ate on set.

Is he even listening.

“what’s stopping you from-“ listen i am so so sleepy

and like. broke

He is THE darediva

He has Foggy

LOUDER FOR THOSE IN THE BACK!!!!!!