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Ghost’s first time at the MacTavish house (+Soap’s niece)
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My adaptation of the God of Arepo short story, which was originally up at ShortBox Comics Fair for charity. You can get a copy of the DRM-free ebook here for free - and I'd encourage you to donate to Mighty Writers or The Ministry of Stories in exchange.
Again it's an honour to be drawing one of my favourite short stories ever. Thank you so much for the original authors for creating this story; and for everyone who bought a copy and donated to the above non-profits.
Halloween costume idea: Arepo (as a human)
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reasons i haven’t replied back:
- i’m socially exhausted - i don’t have the time right now - i don’t know how to reply - i have a bad memory and got distracted - i’m having a depressive episode and don’t have the energy to socialise
not reasons i haven’t replied back:
- i’m ignoring you just because - i hate you - i’m fed up with you - i don’t want to be your friend anymore
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Barista: Hi, Mr Wayne, the usual?
Bruce, nodding: *takes out wallet*
*cowl falls out of his pocket*
Barista:
Bruce:
Barista: …do you want this to go, Mr Wayne?”
Bruce, nodding: *stooping down to pick the cowl up and stuff it back into his pocket*
Barista: *hands over the coffee*
Bruce: I’m sleeping with Batman
Barista:
Bruce, slipping a crisp $100 bill into the tip jar: It’s casual.
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headcanon that the batfam go rlly hard for halloween but not in the way you might guess. no, they don't wear their costumes around and act like cosplayers. no, they don't buy costumes at the store, or even dress up as the league, or any of that. no, they beg alfred for the wardrobe key and they Go Fucking Wild in bruce's wardrobe
they're pulling batman outfits bruce couldn't even remember designing out of there.
they turn it into a competition. damian, the only one refusing to participate, is the judge
jason: *holding up Rainbow Batman* BOW BEFORE MY SUPERIORITY
cass: lol you thought *holds up batman with?? hot pink???? instead of yellow????*
tim: admit defeat *is dressed in skintight batman with painted-on abs* *dramatically whips around to reveal the word "BATABS" on the butt*
dick: *dying laughing* no guys im totally winning this *dressed in some unholy combination between discowing and batman*
steph: amatuers *wearing one of those inflatable dinosaur costumes that is dressed as batman*
damian:
damian: i can't choose they're all too good *tosses candy in the air* you all win. more importantly, father, you should stop designing suits while high on pain medication
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Batman starting to suspect that Captain Marvel is actually a human teen, and using all of his knowledge as a father of seven to prove his theory.
Batman, in a room full of –supposedly– adult Superheroes:... the villains then destroyed the building and took three people hostage, which, if I may add, was just so... Skibidi.
Captain Marvel: *cringes*
Batman, eyes narrowing: ...Fortunately, they weren't standing on business. Superman and I were able to track them back to their hideout and rescue the hostages. No major aura losses. We slayed.
Captain Marvel: *cringes harder*
Batman, with the glint of victory in his eyes:... Guess you could say they couldn't handle our rizz maxxing.
Captain Marvel, covering his face in second hand embarrassment: dude...
*Later, in the cave*
Bruce: I have confirmation on Captain Marvel's identity being a human on the younger side, probably a teen or pre-teen.
Jason: How did you even confirmed that?
Batman: I talked Gen Z to him.
*Both Tim and Damian groaning*
Jason, blinking: You 'talked Gen Z to him'? The fuck does that mean?
Tim: Don't make him demonstrate...
Dick: He uses Gen Z slang. Kids hate it.
Jason: Are you serious? That's it?
Damian: Don't underestimate his tactic, Todd. It's... oddly effective.
Bruce, smiling: What can I say, I'm a sigma, I never take an L.
*everyone having a full-body cringe*
Jason: Holy shit, nevermind, I get it.
Bruce: W plan for real, chat
Jason: Okay, stop.
Bruce: Can't. I'm in my rizzler dad era.
Jason: I will skin myself with Damian's katana.
*Meanwhile*
Green Lantern: So.. Did anyone understand Spooky's report today?
Flash: Not a damn word.
Superman: I would like to clarify. I didn't slay anyone, I was very gentle.
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Jason Red Hood arc but instead of doing any of that reveal stuff he just goes and lives with Selina, who's known him since he was an alley kid and essentially adopts him on the spot.
And then Selina and Bruce start patching things up, and their relationship starts getting healthier, and Jason's sweating.
Selina: Before we move forward, I need you to know I have a son.
Bruce: A son? Since when?
Selina: Just let me know if it's too much for you
Bruce: ???
Bruce: I have seven children, of course it's alright
Selina: Ok good
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The wedding is getting closer. Jason is going insane
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Bruce: So this son of yours, when will I get to meet him?
Selina: He's very private, but I think you'll like him
Selina: His name is Jason
Bruce, solemn: I had a son named Jason. I wish you'd gotten to meet him. You would've loved him.
Selina: What was he like?
Bruce: He was a bleeding heart. He was my second Robin, but you've never met him out of uniform before.
Selina: I remember him! Do you have a picture? I might've met him in the alley.
Bruce: Of course
-Bruce pulls out his wallet, and shows her a picture-
Selina: wait
