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the name's Heresy Twink-Wizard. it's double barreled - i'm from the noble line of Twinks on my father's side and the renegade Wizards on my mother's. warring families, as many in the aristocracy are. the Twinks are known for their proficiency in the arts, their flamboyant charm and passion for well-taylored suits. perhaps this is what first attracted my mother to my father, alongside his profound beauty (which, as you will see, i naturally inherited). my mother tired of the ways of the Wizards, who were traditionally a cunning bunch, whispering in the ears of government figures and meddling in politics with their spells. she wanted instead to use her powers for good. and so she and my father ran away together, in defiance of conformity to a failed society, and not long after my father became the first documented case of human mpreg. i bear both of my parents' names to symbolise unity. i have inherited my father's flamboyance and my mother's magic; truly, i am a Twink Wizard. please, sit by the fire and allow me to show you some funny posts on tumblr dot com.

he/they. 20s. silly tboy. you can follow my arts and crafts at @thepatchworkpress.

dni if I don't like you.

The Fisherman: Ugh, you would not believe the day I had today, I was attacked by an octopus! The Fisherman's Wife: How was it..........

Every day I am haunted by the “text on the print” section of this famous artwork’s Wikipedia article and I can no longer keep it to myself

Good to know that the tradition of Famous artists drawing porn and writing the clunkiest fucking dialogue to go with it goes back centuries :)

I like the idea of grey aliens having crazy frantic sex without any erogenous zones or sex organs. Like just jumping up and down on each others heads and pulling each other around by the feet

You open the door to an alien boudoir and the only thing happening back there is a little grey alien in a corset and high heels slapping and poking the eyes of another grey who is sitting on the edge of a bed

needed to draw this hi

the floating head of wisdom

Please don't fall victim to internet misinformation. There is no floating head. It's a regular horse, it's neck is just hidden due to the position of the camera. I made an image to help you understand the what's actually going on.

Thank you for the clarification

Quite frankly if a cis woman wants he/him pronouns a. Good for him and b. So much the better for everyone else. Enough biological linguistics, everyone needs to get a little weird with it

Sometimes you will be a lesbian to your parents and a straight man to your partners parents and a gay man to your partner and a woman to your grandparents and out to your friends and stealth to your classmates and a nice young lady to the cashier at the coffee shop and then people on your computer will ask you to choose which of these identities you ACTUALLY are and which you are Appropriating The Oppression Of because don’t you know they contract each other. You can only be one thing solidly forever

my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who's my best friend in the world and recently he was like "you're too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!" and I was like "a niece might be more up my alley" and he just got more excited and said "ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful"

OP the tags!!

I got rly stressed halfway through doing a recorded-video-interview so I have been lying on my bed for 3 hours i need to finish it tonight and i can't even will myself to get up and reheat my soup 😭 godddddd

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"Wake Up Dead Man", and the thankless labor of women

One of the things that stayed with me the most, was reflecting on traditional gender roles in the Our Lady of Perpetual Fortitude congregation and how it relates to religion in general.

Vera halts her life to raise a child she has no moral obligations towards. Simone is the church's biggest donor, keeping it operable basically by herself. Martha is the only employee handling administrative work in the church, keeping the treasure a secret her whole life. They are all endlessly devoted. They are all meant to be contrasts of Grace, the real "women of God," and in the end, it's thankless labor from all of them.

Vera's adopted brother is a selfish jackass who appreciates nothing about what she did for him. He saw her as just a free nanny to be "dumped" once his real father showed up.

Simone is being prayed on at her weakest and used as a cash cow, only to be told she can't be healed because she's a faithless woman.

And Martha only realises at the tail end of her life that her selfless devotion to a man and his teachings meant nothing to him. That he betrayed her the first chance he gets.

Wicks sees himself as blameless, has no standard for his own behavior. He's a disgusting, horrible man, who deserves none of their devotion.

When Vera and Martha realize that their whole life they trusted the story of the "harlot whore", only to experience the exact same treatment even after doing everything in their power not to be like her, that's the first time they can reflect on her, and when they finally realize:

"That poor girl."

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