My goal in life is to be the person running the bookstore in the horror thriller where the protagonist has to go to track down a rune. I've got stupid hair and a vest or something. The protagonist shows me a rune drawn on a napkin and I say shit like "Aha! Just a moment!" Before skittering off for some gay ass book

"Is that your dick bulge?" No ma'am that's cigarettes. Move along you don't want me.

i’m very self aware. which unfortunately hasn’t solved anything

near-life experience

running a bookstore and putting all the books that aren't for kids in the "young adult" section because as far as i'm concerned all adults are young

#darkwoke

2024 gonna be my year fr

2025 gonna be my year fr

2026 gonna be my year fr

Music rec of the day: Why Are Sundays So Depressing? By The Strokes

Happy weekend is over yall I've had this scheduled since Tuesday

fagging out in these most treacherous of conditions

Ur in one of those gay little outfits in the cold again aren't you

Worse

My most referenced meme is actually this sign from a furniture store's going out of business sale in my hometown.

worrying is like worshipping the problem

and brother i’m on my knees

if im killing myself and youre killing yourself then who tf is gonna write the yaoi

one thing about me is that I am going to cry

Her: You must be Alison Bechdel zip-lining at dusk if you think we r fucking

Me:

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