Boss makes a dollar, I made a dime…

@undercrank-jank

... that's why I died on company time.

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… I’ve seen my share of death and gore but…

Never so much, so condensed in a single space… It’s so much… It’s painted red and black in there.

I swear I recognize some of the dead or dying. Pat, Micheal… fucking Harvey?! I think there’s still some poor sods in there fighting… They’re screaming and shouting, at some white thing dashing back and forth in there.

Each of the bodies I looked at seemed to have died differently. Fosha had a perfect hole in her face, Pat was covered in cuts… I couldn’t even tell what happened to the poor chaps reduced to bloody, crushed chitin. What ungodly beast is in there?!

… I don’t call myself spiritual but I had a motherffFUCKING HUNCH… some bullshit was gonna go down one of these days… Is this it? My ultimate test of judgement?

… Sod it, Jack. I’ve beaten bigger things before with this ol’ twistpin… my boys need help! What am I doing cowering back here?!

Citadel be with me… This’ll be my absolution.

…

#sinfulbugs #pharloomblr #daytoday #end of my day #workingbugs #hollowblr #ripping the seams #mending the torn #body horror #much death

undercrank-jank

Anonymous asked:

Hey. Hey I swear there used to be someone here

*tries looking around*

(…)

#pharloomblr #whaddyalookinat #end of my day #blue absolution

undercrank-jank

Anonymous asked:

*stuffs whatever remains of you into a cogwork clapper's empty husk, and dons it in an underworker's garb.*

*there is now a dead cogwork clapper in a dead underworker's cloak with a dead undercrank jack inside of it.*

*unless you don't answer this ask ofc.*

(… Perhaps turning him into a silkfly before death might have done it, but the construct remains inert.)

(Doesn’t seem there was too much left to put inside it anyway, for one reason or another.)

#pharloomblr #whaddyalookinat #end of my day #blue absolution

undercrank-jank

Anonymous asked:

*tosses out an ouija board where jack's corpse used to be*

ooOOooooOOooOOOOo, jack, is your spirit here with us? ooOOoOOOOOOoOOOOOOO

(…)

(Nothing replied.)

#pharloomblr #whaddyalookinat #end of my day #he’s dead. jim.

undercrank-jank

Anonymous asked:

....... uhhh. you're still dead, right...?

because you looked EXTREMELY dead last time i checked.

(He should be.)

#end of my day #pharloomblr #whaddyalookinat

undercrank-jank

Anonymous asked:

*carefully attempts to remove his body from the broken ventrica*

…

(Has it already been moved?)

#blue absolution #pharloomblr #whaddyalookinat

undercrank-jank

Anonymous asked:

will you be having a funeral

i can sing for it (i'm an amazing singer look here i go: laaaaaa LAAAAA LA LALAAA LA LAAA la LAAAAAAAAAAAAAA la laa LA LAAAAAAAAAA)

(If there were a voice. it would be saying: “GOD DAMNIT WE’VE BEEN OVER THIS THE SCREAMING GIVES ME A HEADACHE“)

(… An echo from an earlier memory, perhaps.)

#end of my day #pharloomblr #whaddyalookinat #ooc: im just imagining spongebobs stupid singing when he’s in clarinet form

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Anonymous asked:

Wouldn't it be crazy if I stuffed a Lifeblood Gland in this dead guy Good thing I didn't do that, huh Now I'm going to walk away before anyone sees the suspicious Lifeblood Gland left behind. In that dead guy. That I didn't put there

…

(There is no body left behind to stash it in.)

#for one reason or another #blue absolution #pharloomblr #whaddyalookinat #end of my day

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chaoticcheetah asked:

*battering rams you*

@savage-beastfly

(The ventrica wreckage has been mostly cleaned up, but there is still some rubble and the crumpled carriage. It splinters with a metallic crunch and some now-rotten shreds of clothing and shell come loose.)

#end of my day #whaddyalookinat

undercrank-jank

aces-and-ashes asked:

*nonchalantly waving my hand*

Jack? Jack? Jack? Oh my fucking god, he’s fucking dead /ref

(He is.)

#end of my day #whaddyalookinat #and there ain’t nothin you can do about it

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Anonymous asked:

You can reanimate him with your fire magic

underworker-5459 answered:

dude have you seen his body. jack is FUCKED. like he is absolutely FUCKED. MANGLED. SQUASHED. fucking PULPED. there's no coming back from that he's done for

also i heard that someone tried to inject lifeblood into him (which, not cool, that's desecration of a corpse) (i mean the corpse is already pretty desecrated) (but still have some fucking respect) and even that didn't do shit

#end of my day #ooc: reblogging this silenty bc this is relevant here

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Anonymous asked:

cmon don’t be a pussy bitch

blow something up

underworker-5459 answered:

FUCK OFF what's your fucking problem man

and i'll have you know i don't do that macho toxic masculinity bullshit and so calling me a pussy bitch does absolutely nothing to deflate my self worth

you need to find silk and song in your life 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

scouting-skarr-offical

… i thinc they mean like

you got that pyromancy thing, right? a whole kind of majick at your disposal aaaandd… you don wanna do nothin with it.

most you can do is passs it onto someone whos more confident in its use. like me…

It can :D I ded et :)

underworker-5459

DON'T :D AT THIS YOU FUCKING CURSED ME

If yu don use et it Will Escape. An kil yu. :(

underworker-5459

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN?????? AND WHY ARE YOU ONLY TELLING ME THIS NOW?????

Forgor ^^ use it 2 uhm... Warm up wen slepies

underworker-5459

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

ok can i like. do tradsies or something. can i trade this power in for one that doesn't make my heart pound and won't fucking kill me. is there a network for this

If you prech bot me ya! Den u can bless others and dat exends ur life

underworker-5459

dude i'm not preaching about you that's apostasy

this stupid fire curse shit is a bad enough look for me

Hm. Say how wif my powa, your conecion to uhm..... Mama silk es beter :)

underworker-5459

who the fuck is mama silk

ok you know what forget it. you are EXTREMELY unhelpful. worst customer service ever

Awee :(

undercrank-jank

…

(No voice to wish 54 could demonstrate his new powers.)

#end of my day #(if jack was still here then know he’d totally egg 54 on to splode something. put some truth on the claim he got a fire curse)

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Anonymous asked:

*Casts reincarnate*

*Unfortunately, you were reincarnated as a bacteria currently in a losing battle to infect a wound, and were instantly obliterated by an immune cell the second you spawned in*

…

(It is… unclear if the spell worked.)

(He’s still dead as fuck either way.)

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Anonymous asked:

Days since last workplace accident:

(It reads: 0.)

#whaddyalookinat #end of my day #workingbugs #pharloomblr #i can’t really even add a joke to this. this just writes itself

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Anonymous asked:

*injects you with 500 grams of life blood* you anit dieing buddy not today

…

(Of the bodies among the Ventrica’s wreckage, his is the most unrecognizable, buried and tangled inside the twisted metal coffin.)

#end of my day #whaddyalookinat #ooc: INJECT WHAT?! THERES NOTHING LEFT #and if there was then you’d just make a lifeblood zombie #like SERIOUSLY the man had his shell fragmented and then got in a ventrica accident worst than most #pharloomblr

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Anonymous asked:

Hey uh. I think the uh. exhaust organ person is um. awake. im gonna um. i actually got a um. a thing. to do. on the high halls line. of the um. the ventrica. i'll um.

*steps into the ventricule*

i'll see you. around.

*door begins closing*

have a nice life!

… Oh don’t think I don’t know.

Shit, shit shit… Where’s that bloody Ventrica again?!

#whaddyalookinat #ripping the seams #pharloomblr

undercrank-jank

aw shit

#daytoday #ripping the seams #you will get no context #pharloomblr

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