happy 10 years to were there no pictures of me dead on a toilet available <3

one of the most comforting constants on this website is when a long-running show comes to an end and all the people who gaslit themselves to the point of psychosis over a ship that would never be canon go apeshit

yeah actually shane and ilya touching feet just ruined my whole day. i cannot stomach the intimacy of being under glaring lights and cameras and reporters who don't speak your language and seeking the tiniest bit of comfort in touching shoes with a boy who has no reason at all to help you but is, and instead of moving away, that boy presses his entire foot to yours.

then nearly a decade later under the shocked and incredulous eyes of your parents, their idea of you exploding in real time as you sit with them at the table beside your supposed enemy to confess your love for him, you silently seek comfort under the table the same way he did all those years ago........and his foot finds yours first.

HEATED RIVALRY (2025-) Canada-Russia final showcasing the two most talked about prospects in the world: Canada's Shane Hollander and Russia's Ilya Rozanov.

This is Gilbert. He’s been around a while. Attributes his long life to many, many years of always getting what he wants

Well, now I'm a Gilbert fan. That sly villainous grin and squint…

Self-Pity

by D.H. Lawrence

I never saw a wild thing sorry for itself. A small bird will drop frozen dead from a bough without ever having felt sorry for itself.

okay, and lastly Any Other Business? no? right, meeting adjourned, time for the cuddlepile

How many cuckchairs does a person need, jesus

The Cuck Counsel will decide your fate

I love that, like. He KNOWS the audience want to clap and so he's using them as an extra instrument. He turns around and goes hey, stop, and hopes they understand conductor gestures and it works, and then he has clapping he can use when he wants

if i hadnt bought that takeout that wasnt even very good on impulse 4 years ago i would be financially stable by now

#hardmondays

heated rivalry vhs tapes by me

Making a new rule for straight creators along the lines of "don't kill off your lesbian couple it's homophobic" but this time it's "if you're going to put a lesbian in your show you can't make her a cop"