i've been watching a lot of anime recently and dreamt up an ecchi slice of life about a fancy elf who assumes he is simply too composed to ever embarrass himself with romance or lustful behavior. then he gets promoted to be an ambassador in a big diverse city and realizes the real issue was that the elven beauty standard is tall slim and hairless and he's actually really into the halfling lady who runs the inn he's staying at
i imagine it'd be a lot of him getting flustered because halflings are way touchier and less formal so in addition to being hot she's also doing things he considers socially intimate. i am never too good for horny plot contrivances tbh and i think the elf man should suffer
Why are you not on estrogen and hamburgers? It's literally good for you
forcefem rules but i draw the line at american values. you can get fatter in ways that involve good food
its alright, we can stop pretending the united states exists and reclaim burgers for women
Violation
I am going just an itsy bitsy bit crazy
my mom, discussing furries with me: but I don’t get all the cats and dogs, why wouldn’t you want to be a sexy animal? like a kangaroo
me: mama what the hell does that mean
my mom: so muscular
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felt like drawing somefin joyful
May you attract environments that support the person you’re becoming.
like I said