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Valentino~πŸ’–πŸ¦‹

@valentinomothdaddy

Trust me, with your holes~

Hello my little Valentinhoes~, welcome to my little corner of the afterlife! ✨ I’m Valentino, as you know, Hell’s premier (and only) A-list director/producer/occasional menace, and this? This is where you get to ask me anything.

Wanna know about my latest film projects? My exquisite taste in fashion? Then spill your questions, sweetcheeksβ€”just don’t bore me. And if you’re feeling spicy? Even better. I do so love a challenge. πŸ’‹

Now… let’s make some magic~ πŸ’ΊπŸŽ₯

Oh, these are so boring but I do need to put in a few rules just so Vox gets off my dick about getting into trouble, you understand~.

And I suppose if you want to talk to the other Vees, because I’m not good enough apparently…

Here’s Velvet!- @velvetdamediaqueen

And Voxxy~- @trustme-vox

And I guess if you’d rather go to that stupid rat stink hotel then spend time with hell’s hottest…

Here’s the link to the princess’s stupid idiotic fucking..whatever- @hazbinhotelofiicialblog

  1. This is an 18+ blog of course, I don’t want to see anyone under that slipping into my dms, I don’t need any trouble!
  2. Keep your β€˜island language’ comments to yourself, I cannot stand racism. That goes for homophobic comments too!
  3. I certainly love nasty pictures and all but you don’t need to be spreading those all over the internet so don’t post them here. I got a private dm for that~

More to come if I can think of any! See you on set~!

Valentino πŸ¦‹

"This is a fucking intervention!" the door to the Val's room flies open, and Vox rushes in, looking so mad that electric impulses fly away from his body in all directions. He crosses the room and grabs Val by his fur, making him lean closer.

"The fuck was that trip to that lousy hotel?" he growls into Valentino's face. "Have you forgotten that I stalk your every step? Did you really think I wouldn't notice? I have micro cameras, installed in your clothes! I can see every your interaction if I want you - and of course you got my attention when going to the princess! You want me and Velvette redeemed? Can you believe it, Vel? The fuck?! Look into our eyes, Valentino, and tell us why the fuck you wanna get rid of us!"

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β€œVox?”

He was taken aback as he was grabbed and pulled forward. His antenna flickered and he glared down at the man he loved so desperately.

β€œI’m not getting rid of you! I’m helping you! You need help! You need out of this dump! Both of you!”

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*she wasn't pleased by how Vox barged into your room, but she was even more pissed off by the situation*

*She followed him inside and stepped between you two when he pulled you too close.*

I wouldn't believe it if you didn't show me the footages Vox.. but you still need to calm your shit down

*she glares at you, she's as angry as Vox if not more, but wants to give you a chance to explain yourself, she didn't like the excuse you claimed* Did you hit your head or something? Don’t tell me you actually fell for that princess nonsense?..

β€œNo I didn’t hit my head! I’m fine!”
He pushed Vox’s hands off him, brushing off his chest.
β€œHell is shit, ok? Hell fucking sucks! I care for you two dick heads and I think you deserve a real chance at happiness ok?”

"Oh, and you think heaven WITHOUT YOU would make us happy?" Vox does take a step back, when Velvette comes in between, and crosses his arms, as Valentino pushes them away. He sighs, trying to get his emotions under control. "Listen, I know where you're coming from. I got so invested with the whole Heaven concept and made some questionable decisions... but I wanted us to be gods, not just lousy winners! I wanted to rule both places, not just hang out with boring angels, doing nothing!"

Vox takes a deep breath, because he feels his claws tingling with electricity, and he doesn't want Valentino to think that he's that angry with him. Velvette's got a point: he should control his rage.

"I mean, come on, Val. Have you even seen the TV channels of that place? Everything is so revoltingly sweet and positive, and, sure, sometimes there are interesting flicks, but I would never want to create under such censorship! We've got a business to run down here, and I've got you and Vel, and Shock.wav, and..." he remembers Alastor's words, "And, well, maybe Alastor was right. Maybe I am fucking insatiable. But wherever it takes me, I'm never leaving any of you behind again!"

*she listened to the conversation between Vox and Valentino, letting out an annoyed sigh. She stepped closer to Valentino, placing a hand on his back in a rare of gentleness.*

Val, Vox has a point, we wouldn’t last five minutes in Heaven if you left us behind.

First their rules are boring as fuck, they'll limit everything with their crybaby rules, and second we spent years on our business here, with YOU

*Then she give Vox a quick irritated glare when he mentioned Alastor's name, She rolled her eyes hard before turning back to Valentino*

And I'm not gonna ditch you bitch, if you're thinking like this because of what Vox's dumbass did I can kick him again if it'll make you feel better

He sighed, looking down. Velvette’s hand on his back made him feel a lot more grounded, comfortable.

β€œYou’re right. I’ve just been so…I don’t know! Hung up on my feelings. I just want things to be better. I want us to be better to each other. I’m not going to just sit in the corner while you do stupid shit anymore, Vox. At least let me help you be stupid!”

"This is a fucking intervention!" the door to the Val's room flies open, and Vox rushes in, looking so mad that electric impulses fly away from his body in all directions. He crosses the room and grabs Val by his fur, making him lean closer.

"The fuck was that trip to that lousy hotel?" he growls into Valentino's face. "Have you forgotten that I stalk your every step? Did you really think I wouldn't notice? I have micro cameras, installed in your clothes! I can see every your interaction if I want you - and of course you got my attention when going to the princess! You want me and Velvette redeemed? Can you believe it, Vel? The fuck?! Look into our eyes, Valentino, and tell us why the fuck you wanna get rid of us!"

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β€œVox?”

He was taken aback as he was grabbed and pulled forward. His antenna flickered and he glared down at the man he loved so desperately.

β€œI’m not getting rid of you! I’m helping you! You need help! You need out of this dump! Both of you!”

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*she wasn't pleased by how Vox barged into your room, but she was even more pissed off by the situation*

*She followed him inside and stepped between you two when he pulled you too close.*

I wouldn't believe it if you didn't show me the footages Vox.. but you still need to calm your shit down

*she glares at you, she's as angry as Vox if not more, but wants to give you a chance to explain yourself, she didn't like the excuse you claimed* Did you hit your head or something? Don’t tell me you actually fell for that princess nonsense?..

β€œNo I didn’t hit my head! I’m fine!”
He pushed Vox’s hands off him, brushing off his chest.
β€œHell is shit, ok? Hell fucking sucks! I care for you two dick heads and I think you deserve a real chance at happiness ok?”
Anonymous asked:
[She dashed into the studio, her arms full of paint and various other crafting tools. She was late!! She tried to slip by unnoticed, creeping towards the set she was working on. He’d probably be pissed if he saw that she wasn’t here on time…]

(testing out different stuff for her lore and how i want her personality to be, you can make this go wherever you want it to. more background for her is on the blog, if you need, but i don’t have much lol)

-πŸ₯ (@the-artsy-duckling)
Valentino. Noticed. Everything. For someone who had bad eyesight, he was pretty good at noticing where people were. Specifically, where they weren’t when they needed to be there. As soon as he saw the duck sinner, he made his way over.
β€œYou know, I don’t often tolerate tardiness.”
His voice was like poisoned honey. He took a drag of his cigarette with a hiss, blowing out the pink pheromone laced smoke at her.
β€œWhat kept you?”

"This is a fucking intervention!" the door to the Val's room flies open, and Vox rushes in, looking so mad that electric impulses fly away from his body in all directions. He crosses the room and grabs Val by his fur, making him lean closer.

"The fuck was that trip to that lousy hotel?" he growls into Valentino's face. "Have you forgotten that I stalk your every step? Did you really think I wouldn't notice? I have micro cameras, installed in your clothes! I can see every your interaction if I want you - and of course you got my attention when going to the princess! You want me and Velvette redeemed? Can you believe it, Vel? The fuck?! Look into our eyes, Valentino, and tell us why the fuck you wanna get rid of us!"

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β€œVox?”

He was taken aback as he was grabbed and pulled forward. His antenna flickered and he glared down at the man he loved so desperately.

β€œI’m not getting rid of you! I’m helping you! You need help! You need out of this dump! Both of you!”

Anonymous asked:
Val felt strange standing in the lobby of the hotel. His wings were wrapped tightly around his slender frame, the rips and holes caused by Husk’s dice in clear view under one of his arms. Vox and Velvette both didn’t know he was here. They didn’t need to know. His antenna twitched as he finally spotted who he wanted to talk to.
β€œPrincesa! Do you have a minute?”

"Oh! Uhh I guess...are you here for angel?', she asks awkwardly, "because hes not here right now" her body tenses.

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β€œActually…no I’m not here for him. I’m here to talk to…you”
He reached up and rubbed the back of his neck. He felt awkward and uncomfortable, a feeling he wasn’t quite used to.
β€œAfter everything that happened, with Vox and his stupid machine and all he did…ugh, I want him to have..help.”
He tapped his foot, struggling to find the right words.
β€œI want Velvette to be redeemed, Vox too.”

She smiles at him, " i talked to him earlier, I think im learning you guys aren't that bad, or well, at least you care aboit eachother, and the whole point is anyone is welcome, im not gonna lie, dont take offense to this or anything, but I think vox definitely needs...help, he seems...really unstable....however, theyre going to have to agree to it, we cant force people they have to try, and actually want it"

β€œNo offense taken, i know he needs help. Look I know I’m not exactly welcome here so I’ll make this quick: I’ll float the idea of redemption to Vox and Vel but…I’m not interested. I want them to get better, I want them to be happy up in Heaven.”

You dont need to be in a rush, but i thank you for being considerate. Alright, but just throwing this out there, do you genuinely think theyd be happier in heaven?, especially after everything?, and what about you? Are you not gonna be sad when theyre gone?

β€œβ€¦I think so.”
He sighed, picking at one of his nails.
β€œOf course I’ll be sad. But they don’t need me around.”
Anonymous asked:
Val felt strange standing in the lobby of the hotel. His wings were wrapped tightly around his slender frame, the rips and holes caused by Husk’s dice in clear view under one of his arms. Vox and Velvette both didn’t know he was here. They didn’t need to know. His antenna twitched as he finally spotted who he wanted to talk to.
β€œPrincesa! Do you have a minute?”

"Oh! Uhh I guess...are you here for angel?', she asks awkwardly, "because hes not here right now" her body tenses.

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β€œActually…no I’m not here for him. I’m here to talk to…you”
He reached up and rubbed the back of his neck. He felt awkward and uncomfortable, a feeling he wasn’t quite used to.
β€œAfter everything that happened, with Vox and his stupid machine and all he did…ugh, I want him to have..help.”
He tapped his foot, struggling to find the right words.
β€œI want Velvette to be redeemed, Vox too.”

She smiles at him, " i talked to him earlier, I think im learning you guys aren't that bad, or well, at least you care aboit eachother, and the whole point is anyone is welcome, im not gonna lie, dont take offense to this or anything, but I think vox definitely needs...help, he seems...really unstable....however, theyre going to have to agree to it, we cant force people they have to try, and actually want it"

β€œNo offense taken, i know he needs help. Look I know I’m not exactly welcome here so I’ll make this quick: I’ll float the idea of redemption to Vox and Vel but…I’m not interested. I want them to get better, I want them to be happy up in Heaven.”
Anonymous asked:
Val felt strange standing in the lobby of the hotel. His wings were wrapped tightly around his slender frame, the rips and holes caused by Husk’s dice in clear view under one of his arms. Vox and Velvette both didn’t know he was here. They didn’t need to know. His antenna twitched as he finally spotted who he wanted to talk to.
β€œPrincesa! Do you have a minute?”

"Oh! Uhh I guess...are you here for angel?', she asks awkwardly, "because hes not here right now" her body tenses.

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β€œActually…no I’m not here for him. I’m here to talk to…you”
He reached up and rubbed the back of his neck. He felt awkward and uncomfortable, a feeling he wasn’t quite used to.
β€œAfter everything that happened, with Vox and his stupid machine and all he did…ugh, I want him to have..help.”
He tapped his foot, struggling to find the right words.
β€œI want Velvette to be redeemed, Vox too.”
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Alert Β» [ 'Val loves to eat {Daddy} raw ' ]

⚠ DANGER ⚠

KILL_MODE.activated

sent from Β» @shkwav

What? Hey! Ey! No! Bad shark! It’s not that kind of- VOX! VOX GET YOUR SHARK!

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OUTPUT Β» BYTE BYTE BYTE BYTE BYTE BYTING YOU

Alright you stupid- AH! OW FUCK!

ALRIGHT, SHOCK.WAV, DOWN!!!

Rejected Input Β» command: [ 'down ' ] / you're nOT MY DAD

Β» Shok.Wav plunged after the troublesome insect, teeth snapping for the wings so he could proceed to rend him into strips. Eat him whole for daring to EAT SHOK.WAV'S DAD. Β«

OH FUCK!

Yeah, he ran. He ran as far as he could from the shark, which wasn’t far behind.

I’m dating your dad!! Does that count?! I’m not consuming him! Fuck!

Log Β» moth.tgt identified as Vox / Partners / Vees / VALENTINO.moth . . . dismissing alert

Β» Sure. VALENTINO.moth was Daddy's toy, filed neatly under Partners. But Shok.Wav had also seen the moth licking at Dad's screen in his office, taste-testing! The way they'd roll across Father's bed sometimes, the electrical feedback sound from his Dad sounding like a gut-punch, all groans and whines.

And Dad had reassured Shok.Wav! Insisted he enjoyed whatever input-output game Daddy played with VALENTINO.moth behind closed doors.

But now Shok.Wav knew better. Val was trying to eat Dad! Β«

Playback Β» val_pin_daddyoffice.mp4 val_daddyscreams.mp4 val_daddysore.mp4 val_break_daddyphones.mp4 - val_crack_daddyscreen.mp4 - val_drinkthrow_miss.mp4 - val_daddy_decaptitate.mp4

Playback » val_daddy_decaptitate.mp4 . . . loop x ∞

Β» But there is always a bigger fish, and now - NOW! - Shok.Wav was going to input VALENTINO.moth into his mouth! Β«

Shock.wav, no! *Vox is trying his best not to smile, but he is failing miserably, laughing so hard that he needs to lean on the doorway not to collapse on the floor* No biting! Valentino is not a threat! He doesn't actually try to eat me. He just used a stupid human expression for... erm, affection, because he is too horny for his own good. Am I right, Val? *he sounds way too pleased with the predicament his lover got himself into* Are you gonna stop using expressions this cursed?

Alert Β» Daddy: [ ' Sho-k.Wav no! No biting! ' ]

Β» Shok.Wav came to such a sudden stop, that the shark swerved into a wall. Tumbling, tail knocking all around the room, Shok.Wav tuned his frequencies into his Father.

Laughter, hard and breathless, pleased, even as Daddy explained that Valentino was just stupid, but not a threat. And not trying to eat Dad.

Dislodging himself from the wall, which was probably not important, Shok.Wav swam over to Dad and nosed at his side. Plaintively, the shark cast his playback to Daddy- to every screen in the room- Β«

Playback Β» val_daddy_decaptitate.mp4

Β» The video was grainy, targeting, bubbling with static. Gold tipped nails tight on Father's screen. Pulling. Prying. A heel braced to the chest, before Dad's head tore away from his body, cables and blood popping free.

Shok.Wav whined at a frequency inaudible to most. Butted his nose into Father's side and cast a nasty look towards Valentino. That moth definitely still planned to eat Dad. Fucker. Β«

Thank fuck you’re here! Alright I’ll be careful around him! But Velvette started it!

He looked guilty, turning away when the screens began to play the video of him ripping his lover’s head off on loop. He crossed both sets of arms, rubbing them. Fuck he hated being reminded of what happened

Anonymous asked:

Alert Β» [ 'Val loves to eat {Daddy} raw ' ]

⚠ DANGER ⚠

KILL_MODE.activated

sent from Β» @shkwav

What? Hey! Ey! No! Bad shark! It’s not that kind of- VOX! VOX GET YOUR SHARK!

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OUTPUT Β» BYTE BYTE BYTE BYTE BYTE BYTING YOU

Alright you stupid- AH! OW FUCK!

ALRIGHT, SHOCK.WAV, DOWN!!!

Rejected Input Β» command: [ 'down ' ] / you're nOT MY DAD

Β» Shok.Wav plunged after the troublesome insect, teeth snapping for the wings so he could proceed to rend him into strips. Eat him whole for daring to EAT SHOK.WAV'S DAD. Β«

OH FUCK!

Yeah, he ran. He ran as far as he could from the shark, which wasn’t far behind.

I’m dating your dad!! Does that count?! I’m not consuming him! Fuck!

Log Β» moth.tgt identified as Vox / Partners / Vees / VALENTINO.moth . . . dismissing alert

Β» Sure. VALENTINO.moth was Daddy's toy, filed neatly under Partners. But Shok.Wav had also seen the moth licking at Dad's screen in his office, taste-testing! The way they'd roll across Father's bed sometimes, the electrical feedback sound from his Dad sounding like a gut-punch, all groans and whines.

And Dad had reassured Shok.Wav! Insisted he enjoyed whatever input-output game Daddy played with VALENTINO.moth behind closed doors.

But now Shok.Wav knew better. Val was trying to eat Dad! Β«

Playback Β» val_pin_daddyoffice.mp4 val_daddyscreams.mp4 val_daddysore.mp4 val_break_daddyphones.mp4 - val_crack_daddyscreen.mp4 - val_drinkthrow_miss.mp4 - val_daddy_decaptitate.mp4

Playback » val_daddy_decaptitate.mp4 . . . loop x ∞

Β» But there is always a bigger fish, and now - NOW! - Shok.Wav was going to input VALENTINO.moth into his mouth! Β«

VOX! VOXXY! YOUR SHARK IS TRYING TO EAT ME!

Shock.wav the eating thing was a joke! I’m not eating your dad! I love him! We..we are just having fun in his office at times!

Who do you consider your friends?

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oh uhh im not so sure i have any of those anymore

i would say the sins but i havent spoken with them or seen them in ages so not really, and i dont quite think my daughters friends count, theyre more of friendly aquaintences, and my daughter for sure wouldnt count as a friend so im not so sure i have any real friends..........

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Oh come now Lucifer! We could be friends!

i suppose thats true.......

but we've never properly met and i dont think its quite becoming of me for my only friend to be someone my child and all her friends seem to hate..........

Ouch! You’re going to let your daughter and her peers tell you who you can and can’t be friends with? I’m hurt!

Who do you consider your friends?

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oh uhh im not so sure i have any of those anymore

i would say the sins but i havent spoken with them or seen them in ages so not really, and i dont quite think my daughters friends count, theyre more of friendly aquaintences, and my daughter for sure wouldnt count as a friend so im not so sure i have any real friends..........

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Oh come now Lucifer! We could be friends!

Anonymous asked:

Alert Β» [ 'Val loves to eat {Daddy} raw ' ]

⚠ DANGER ⚠

KILL_MODE.activated

sent from Β» @shkwav

What? Hey! Ey! No! Bad shark! It’s not that kind of- VOX! VOX GET YOUR SHARK!

Avatar

OUTPUT Β» BYTE BYTE BYTE BYTE BYTE BYTING YOU

Alright you stupid- AH! OW FUCK!

ALRIGHT, SHOCK.WAV, DOWN!!!

Rejected Input Β» command: [ 'down ' ] / you're nOT MY DAD

Β» Shok.Wav plunged after the troublesome insect, teeth snapping for the wings so he could proceed to rend him into strips. Eat him whole for daring to EAT SHOK.WAV'S DAD. Β«

OH FUCK!

Yeah, he ran. He ran as far as he could from the shark, which wasn’t far behind.

I’m dating your dad!! Does that count?! I’m not consuming him! Fuck!

Anonymous asked:

What kind of fish is vox?

Slippery dick for the name and the ocean sunfish for the intelligence

I don't know? I'm not an aquatic nerd.. but as a dish he would be definitely sushi because Val loves to eat him rawπŸ’—

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Oi calling me out now babydoll? For shame~

She’s right though, I do so love Vox raw~

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