The sexual tension between me and rewatching a movie that I’ve seen 80,000 times already

PRIORITIES 🙏🏼

I made this because my period is making me feel exactly like this right now LMAO

I know this is a really silly Headcanon and I don't actually believe it but I can actually visualize in my head the moment David was "Goddamn I need a woman in this cave" and it was probably when the other guys were doing something like betting how many chili cheese fries Paul could eat without throwing up

Obviously

i can take them (not in a fight)

LIVE through the ditches and

LAUGH through the witches and

LOVE in the back of my dragula

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I sure do love men! (Ted Theodore Logan and Bill S. Preston Esquire)

One of the funniest bits in the movie imo is Michael treating the revelation that David conned him into drinking blood and not wine as a Revelation™ when Star did in fact tell him just that right before he blew her off and took a big ol swig.

You're a creature of the night, Michael!