Reblogged testosteronetwunk
Hi! Thank you for reaching out to me about your decision. While I am disappointed that I will not be considered for a position at your company, I am grateful for the opportunity, and I do hope you'll keep my resume on file in case another position becomes available. Attached please find pictures of my penis And scrotum shortly after self-mutilation with a dull pocketknife. Thank you for your time and I look forward to any future correspondence.
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drafthearse
and i think to myself. what a wonderful world
Reblogged judgejudyofficial
OH MY GAMMIT ITS THE RAPTURE

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fleshdyke
this is literally my favourite tweet of all time
Reblogged balaclava-trismegistus
I'm always shitting in locations like this


