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Evil Four

@very-evil-four

The opposite of Four somehow isn't Five

I hear you enjoy hurting my good version, may I bring an offering :3

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Awww thank you. It’s really endearing and delightful to me that you think being “very evil four” will keep you safe from being hurt as well.

When it comes to violence, I do not discriminate. I will make it so that all Four variations meet a painful miserable fate. This includes the good and the bad ☺️

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Would love to see you try :3

Evil Cookies

A silly evil thing based upon the evil Chain

“What’s that?”

“Evil extract.” Evil Hyrule dumped the contents of the bottle into the bowl in front of him. “I’m making evil cookies.”

Evil Four made a face. “You’re going to make them too sweet.” He pulled out a lemon from his bag and attempted to add it to the dough, but Evil Hyrule batted his hands away. Evil Four pouted evilly. “I’m just trying to make them more sour.”

“I want them to taste evil, not sour.” Evil Hyrule stirred in a cup of salt.

My, it is such a pleasure that our Evil outbreak inspired this lovely story! Adding on to it I couldn't even imagine that our short interaction would inspired this! Im very pleased and flattered with this. Appreciated!

If you do not mind me I will call the other members mentioned in this story, I am very certain they'll be very fond of it:

@evil-vio

I am not sure, but I'd say this is them all! Evil companions, please correct me if I forgot anyone!

Again, I appreciate this very much! 🖤

This is beautifully Evil!

That was a very fun read, thank you! :)

I hear you're interested in festivities involving arson! Have you ever heard of Fallas?

In Valencia, Spain, they build massive figures, put them on the streets for 3 days, and then set them on fire! There's so many of them on like, every other street, and some get really big (picture from the internet)

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People in this world are so Evil omg :O *writes it down* Fallas Valencia, Spain..... Got it! Another place to visit to join in on the arson muahaha! >:D Who says that arson is a crime!? People here in Spain and Denmark celebrate with arson! ASLO THERE ON THE PICTURE LOOKS LIKE ITS MASSIVE! LIKE A BUILDING! EVEN BETTER! Thx for letting me know, fellow Evil Four :D NEVER TOO MUCH ARSON MUAHAHA >:D

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The world is more Evil than it seems!

I am always happy to bring more arson to your attentions :)

OKAY MY BROTHERS OF THE SWORD

I hate to admit it, but it doesn't look that great for us (not that that means anything, we've faced worse odds before). We're outnumbered by about 5-1, two of our Legend's have been lost to evil, and evil CIA (who is somehow even more evil) is here!

So i have to know, HOW MANY ARE STILL ON THE SIDE OF LIGHT?

We're heroes! This is what Hylia chose us for!

And... I'm the only Legend left???

I'll always be by your side, brothers.

Have we found Twilight yet?

not that I'm aware of...

The Evil Legends are trying to turn me.

I need backup! For once!

Rulie, Four, get Sky and Wars. And anyone else that's good.

IM HERE! Stay strong my friend you are doing well!

Mwahaha

Come to the Evil side~ We have cookies~

we have BETTER cookies!

No better cookies than Evil cookies! :)

we have spiders too if that's anything evil spiders

Average Evil takeover has 10,000 Evil spiders

And we eat them with the cookies

...hm. im feeling like it would be better for our evil plans if they were introduced to non-evil twilight, for the chaos.

hey *gag* gOoD *cough* chain twi is here @the-lu-hero-of-twilight

What’d ya call me for? Cookies are all well and good, but I’d prefer good cookies to evil ones. How’d y’all make cookies evil anyways?

*gasp* @very-evil-four YOU EAT THE SPIDERS???? NO???? THE EVIL SPIDERS ARE FOR EVIL PRANKS ON GOOD PEOPLE!! WHY WOULD YOU EAT THE SPIDERS??? :(((

Okay so I might have run out of green peppers...

I'll stop eating the spiders when I get those back, promise

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