At the big VGJunk site today: a look at a bunch of cover art from some computer games with “knight” in the title, because why not? We’ve got regular knights, buff knights, futuristic knights and permed knights, and you can get ‘em all out here!
At the big VGJunk site today: a selection of cover art from computer game versions of tennis and other racquet sports. There are a lot of very smooth people, a variety of poorly-drawn racquets and the raw horror of squash, and you can read all about it here!
At the big VGJunk site today: what could be more horrifying for the Halloween Season than... a budget ZX Spectrum game from 1984?! This one’s called Vampire Killer, but really it should be called Door Opener, and you can read all about it here!
At the big VGJunk site today: it’s the brand-new ZX Spectrum adventure All Hallows: Rise of the Pumpkin! Yes, really, it was released a couple of weeks ago and you play as a bouncy pumpkin, read all about it here!
At the big VGJunk site today: a ZX Spectrum game called SAS Combat Assault, which features no combat or assaults and frankly I’m dubious about the “SAS” bit, too. Read all about it here!
At the big VGJunk site today: a look at the terrible ZX Spectrum “sports” action in It’s A Knockout, which somehow manages to include the Holy Roman Empire and Charles de Gaulle. Read all about it here!
At the big VGJunk site today: a young wizard called Slightly saves a princess using suntan lotion, dead mice and a human skull in the ZX Spectrum platform-puzzler Slightly Magic, and you can read all about it here!
At the big VGJunk site today: who ya gonna call? An Italian with a small van! Well, you will if you’re playing ZX Spectrum mini-game Ghost & Booster, which you can read all about here!
At the big VGJunk site today: it’s another princess rescue mission, folks, but this one’s got evil dressing gowns, hidden cauldrons and key cutting: it’s Heartbroken on the ZX Spectrum, and you can read all about it here!
At the big VGJunk site today: erotic Euro-comic becomes ZX Spectrum platformer / Space Harrier clone in Lorna! Batter an aardvark, see a lazy wizard, avoid a lovelorn turtle, and read all about it here!
At the big VGJunk site today: what do you call a game that’s half platformer, half Spanish exam? Fanky Punky! Or is it Funky Punky? Yes, it is, kinda? It’s also a ZX Spectrum game about tortugas, dodging spheres and healthful cigarettes, and you can read all about it here!
At the big VGJunk site today: it’s exactly what it sounds like in the ZX Spectrum fighter Ninja Grannies - old folks beating the crap out of each other with whatever comes to hand, including dogs, chains and weaponised wheelchairs. Read all about it here!
At the big VGJunk site today: a snail falls down the bog and finds itself trapped in a version of Snake - it’s the ZX Spectrum game Toilet Truble! It’s got jokes, communist tributes and cruel jabs at Commodore users, and you can read all about it here!
At the big VGJunk site today: it’s the ZX Spectrum TV station management sim Telly Wise! That’s supposed to be Bruce Forsyth up there. Hmm. There’s also a great idea for a movie and lots of awful puns that I didn’t write for a change, and you can read all about it here!
