Im so glad this meme is my legacy

it's so hardcover –> we're so paperback

this post is making me pronounce hardcover in a way i never considered

nothing funnier to me than when AI does math wrong. like I get why it happens, it's a language model that's treating the numbers you feed it as words rather than integers and then giving you an answer based on how those words typically appear in a block of text instead of actually performing a calculation. but the one thing computers are genuinely incredible at. you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did, look at it it's got hallucinations

horror movies are so much scarier when the actors look like an average sampling of the human population. and the house is a little messy

when everyone has veneers and the house is pristine and tastefully decorated: (in the back of my mind) these people were hand-selected for visual appeal. this is a set. this is a story

when the actor has a little acne and there are dirty dishes in the sink: aaaaahhhhh this is just like Me and My House ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!

when everyone has veneers and the house is pristine and tastefully decorated: (in the front of my mind) these people had it coming

i could really use a fish right now fish right now fish right now

I just realised this might have been meant as hate and not a daily affirmation of how cool and awesome I am.

This Address Does Not Exist casting call

This Address Does Not Exist Casting Call *There is a house on a hill. * Now, it is Number 17 Rosewood Court. Before, it was Mrs. C. Compressa's Residence And before that, the House on the Iron Road. And before that, the Estate of Mr. Wilfred Brooks. And when it all began, the house had no name at all.

But there has always been a house.

This Address Does Not Exist is an audio anthology of epistolary haunted house stories, recounting the history of the house on the hill through the correspondence of its inhabitants.

Seeking voice actors of all accents and levels of experience.

Call will be open from December 22 - January 12. The show will premier in May, 2026.

(Unpaid, hobby project)

More information, open roles, and how to audition can be found here--

Only 10 days left on the casting call!

hate movie studios digitally reanimating deceased performers and deaging older actors like for the love of god just recast the part. yes i know for longrunning franchises the original actor will always be a core part of that character but putting someone new in their shoes will not take away anything from them. multiple people can play the same character. its fine. its fine. its literally fine.

whatever you say man

all texts are risky texts if you have sufficient fear in your heart

its 2026. are we killing ourselves or starting podcast

you've heard of good morning? now prepare for evil morning!!!!!!!! you have to wake up EARLY and get ready for WORK!!!!!!!! 🔥⛓️👹🪦⚔️🧨💥💣☠️🔪⚠️‼️🆘️☄️

hi people it’s dember. but soon it will not be

Now Jary :)

it’s jary :)