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…Vistal…

@vistalthescorpiangirl

I swear I’m not 10,000 scorpions in a trench coat 😞

My child, who spends their entire life being transfered from home to car to school and back, and is not allowed to leave the house or talk to anyone and can only in their wildest dreams imagine a life free from constant surveillance, is very sad. Obviously they're dumb and lazy, like all kids these days.

kind of a tangent but i recently went to a bowling alley with my friend i'm 19 he's 18 and the woman at the door didn't want to let us in because there was a sign saying under-18s needed adult supervision. everything got cleared up and we were able to go bowl, but i'm still so mad about the fact that kids need adult supervision to go to a bowling alley and arcade. like okay maybe young kids should have supervision but what do you mean middle and high schoolers need to hold mommy's hand while they play video games. kids aren't just addicted to their phones because phones are addicting, we're addicted to our phones because there's nothing else to fucking do

I'm sure banning kids from online spaces while simultaneously not ensuring that they have access to offline spaces to socialize in (without having to rely on their parents who already don't have time for them) will help them feel better & less alienated from society.

To any writers out there with ADHD, it's gonna be okay. Take the meds.
I'm planning a fic. I'm planning
I am bullet pointing what happens in every chapter before I make it. It's smut as well. Who the hell plans SMUT. All the chapters have different names too..
Take your meds. Lock the fuck in.

This actually reminded me to take my meds. Thank you ao3 author.

2026

  • FUCK HARD
  • FUCK FAST
  • FUCK BADLY
  • NEVER USE GENERATIVE AI
  • CREATE JOY
  • MUSIC ALWAYS
  • PSPSPSPS AT KITTIES ON THE STREET
  • YUMMY SOUP
  • go see the doctor about that thing
  • BE TRANSGENDER
  • KISS YOUR FRIENDS
  • EAT CHEESE
  • NEVER KILL YOURSELF
  • THRIVE
Anonymous asked:

Since Roach prefers warmth and Caneton the cold, does that mean theoretically that Caneton would big spoon and Roach would little spoon? Because, from experience, little spooning can get VEEERY unbelievably warm lmao

Yes he does lmaooo

Actually, Caneton prefers the cold, but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t like being comfy. He bundles up a lot in winter with multiple layers and sleeps under at least five blankets. So he likes being the little spoon, but he also loves pampering his little roach (who is himself a needy boy haha)

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some things i hate:

  • youtube playing ads immediately after a video is over, not letting me rewind what i was watching until they’re over.
  • all social media apps having this tiktok dash structure where as soon as a short video is over it automatically scrolls down to another one, algorithmically chosen.
  • streaming apps moving the thing im watching to a tiny corner and recommending more things as soon as the end credits begin, and i have to opt out of the next movie/show starting under a short timer.
  • streaming apps doing the same thing also after i finish watching through the end credits, not letting me sit with a blank screen for a little while until i decide im ready to move on.

let me breathe, you know?

if billie eilish donating 11.5 million dollars for food inequity & climate changes is performative activism then i think we need more performative activism

“Yeah but like you probably at least use chatgpt for—” let me stop you right there. I don’t even know what chatgpt is, software wise. Is it a desktop program, a website, an app? No fucking idea.

Don’t have any desire to find out, either.

no i dont want to ‘ask chatgpt’ i want to go to a wikipedia page and spend half an hour reading an article like a real person

"so you think a careless crayon scribble on a piece of paper made by a human is worth more than the most beautiful of masterpieces made by an ai—" Yeah I do actually

Me at 13: “god I can’t wait to go home and read fanfic”

Me at 17: “god I can’t wait to go home and read fanfic”

Me at 21: “god I can’t wait to go home and read fanfic”

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