every chapter of Alice in wonderland
Title: THE STUPID THING
“Let’s do the stupid thing,” said the Stupid Asshole, “and do it stupidly.”
Alice asked, “Why must you do the stupid thing?”
And furthermore; she added “You see, it is quite stupid, and I would not like to see a stupid thing being done; or worse, be made to do it alongside you. That’d be the most stupidest.” Alice was sure ‘most stupidest’ wasn’t grammatically correct, but she had had such a long day and this was so stupid she didn’t even bother to correct herself.
The Stupid Asshole looked long and good at Alice with his brow furrowed Victorianly, and spat, “Shut the fuck up.”





