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inappropriate yet hilarious star trek blog

@vulcussy

A | 22 | they/them this is a Spock appreciation zone MINORS DNI... i'm an artist, not a daycare worker!

To be clear, James Kirk is indeed a nasty slut for Spock. In my heart of hearts I know this to be utter fact. He sits there on the bridge with his little leggies crossed and looks over his shoulder approximately seven times every minute to make sure Spock is watching him be so so cool and captainly. Every time Spock comes over Kirk prays he's going to touch him. A hand on his shoulder, fingers on the edge of his cuff. Anything. Starfleet's flimsy officer's jersies rip if the wind blows too hard and every time they do Kirk wonders if Spock is looking at his skin, at the plumpy flesh hidden under his clothing. They exercise together and Kirk arches his back like a cat in heat. Koon-ut-kal-if-fee was a dream come true. Spock's in a shame spiral of his own design and Kirk is sitting in his cabin behind his desk gritting his teeth and wondering how he's gonna go seven more years without some more of that Strange.

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amok time but with upgraded weaponry

not sure which context you might use this image in (although im sure star trek universe will provide a cause) but it was created purely because autofill suggestes several times that i meant "stock" not "spock"

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An upsetting amount of people have been accusing my friends of being scammers. It fills me with so much sadness that beyond the constant physical threat of bombs and bullets, people internationally threaten their ability to even call out for help by attempting to label them as liars.

Mohammed, his daughter Mona, and their whole family, have been trapped in Gaza for the entirety of the two year onslaught.

The UN has only recently declared it a genocide due to the ground invasion currently happening in Gaza.

I can provide you no more definitive proof of the validity of their identity, and their status, than Mona holding up my name in front of their tent.

With the knowledge that Vulcan has regularly high winds & subsequent sandstorms I propose a type of guy: midwestern dads watching tornadoes but for Vulcans. Somebody's uncle Sovar standing outside with his hands on his hips watching a massive cloud roll closer. Unconcerned because this happens, like, every couple of weeks. He's like "this one is large, is it not" yes it is go back inside Sovar

The one Vulcan aspect Kirk can excel at.

Kirk: “Oh yeah I’m from Iowa. It’s part of something called tornado alley.”

Spock: “Where’s the captain? The storm is getting worse.”

Crewman: “He’s out there with the other Vulcans. He told us to wait in the shuttle.”

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