there's always some bullshit happening on reddit

House

I feel like pluribus' storytelling is so insanely effective and memorable bc it evokes some of the most disturbing and primordial human fears (your writing isn't actually that good and people are just humoring you, everyone but you is in a groupchat together and you're not invited)

*sits down to write a smut fic* The plot of this smut fic is that Character A believes himself abandoned by God.

worry not my lord, allow me to unscrew that jar for you. i would not want for you to strain your hand or break a nail. alright. hmm. HMMMM. HNNNGRGHHHHHH. HNNGGHHHH HRRRRRGHHH. AAAAAARGHHHHHHH fucking. squire fetch me my grippy gloves

Big kiss on the forehead

what the fuck

new nemesis dropped

Hey, we can talk this out. We don't have to fight

WHO ARE YOU

cats love sleeping on or next to you and slowly bake you like an oven roast chicken

this hit me like a truck

insane fucking slogan

Every part of that sign is GOLD. Fucking Orc-ass name. The sword as their logo, and the Gs make it look good! Their slogan is just one part of an awesome whole

Fuck it,,, dutch angles your guy

yorgos lanthimos is having a special screening of his movie where you can watch it if you shave your head. It's called the bald screening. This isn't a joke

Are you bald, or willing to become bald?