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@vyhonella

adult 🇺🇦🏴‍☠️ ukr/eng, any pronouns /// 🚫 rus/b-rus dni

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OFFICIAL BLOG of Vyhonella

[vyhon] or oughh...

vyhsstuff is subblog with reblogging and non-official posts

info: digital artist, ukrainian, adult, speaking eng/ukr, pronouns mostly they/them or she/her or вони/вона, lgbtq+

my blog is mostly sfw, but sometimes can have tw themes, so be careful or unsub

i'm not doing commissions now, maybe in the future, you can leave asks or propositions, and if i want to, i'll draw that. I'm reading every comment and reblog on my work bc I love kind words. you can mention me on tumblr, you can reblog my art, but if you reposting it, or using for profile picture, please leave link on me. Only socials I use is tumblr, artfight and discord (for Ukrainians only), if u see something else, its not me.

DO NOT INTERACT IF YOU: russian, belarusian or supporting them, trumpist, ai user, homophobic, transphobic, communist, nazi and/or into other unhuman and immoral things

this is my persona:

monopoly drama

/cleo looking dramatically down to the scott who can't stand (on his territory btw) while ren is just...there. martyn didn't count so he looking on them from the above/

Anonymous asked:

merry christmas. have a very belated ukrainian wokedonalds au

cleo the zombie walked out of the woke macdonalds building to throw out some brugers that werent woke enough when she saw a dark haired woman sitting near trash cans. the womans puppy ears were down and eminated a pathetic aura

"what are you doing here, kvadrober" said cleo the zombie, seemingly not woke enough for puppy ears

"im sorryy, i was looking for a christmas special burgery and got lost. im pearl by the way" said the woman with a even more pathetic accent

"its wokedonalds. theres no christmas here, only 25 hrudnia" said the woke cleo zombie but after looking in pearls eyes, blue like the wetness of her aura, they told her they might have something in the wokedonalds scairy basement

pearl was so happy and she stood up to her full height. she was so tall cleo the zombie thought she was taller than batkivshchyna maty and in that moment cleo really wanted to call pearl another word for "mother"

cleo and pearl walked into the dark and scairy basement where glovo courier got lost every week for some reason. they looked around and pearl used her tall ability and saw mistletoe hanging from the top shelf.

"look, christmas special!" pearl said excitedely and pointed at it.

"its just omela. a tree parasite. no christmas" said cleo the zombie but they looked up into pearls big pathetic blue eyes and succumbed into the unwokeness of christmas and leaned in for a kiss. pearl had to squat because tall.

they were interrupted by smell of burgerys burning because this is not a slowburn and cleo the zombie had to return to work. pearl got lost in the basement along with the glovo courier from months ago.

what the actual fuck are you people sending me

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guys it's back @strashko0 @veir69s the masterpiece

"Oh, that's fine. That's fine. The blood will wipe off. It'll be fine." — Rendog in Nice Life ep.2

hey renthedog with red winter skin in winter themed smp is the blood that dripped down ye crown ever wiped off?

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playing on friend group server is always funny because why he is here?????????

You know. You know why he's there...

yeah i know... but the answer is even more questionable

playing on friend group server is always funny because why he is here?????????

from martyn itlw stream about vsmp +my precious thoughts

obviously SPOILERS for every vsmp ep.

"start with simple premise, become someone in the process" martyn said about his character in vsmp

you probably already know that v!martyn has NO backstory, no tragic past. "he's just a dude"

as long as i love the tragic deep backstories that character reveal in some dramatic way, i really appreciate the pathetic fatherless guy without any premise. the ones who's writing themselves throughout the story, from just a guy to the guy who playing the rich boy role and have weird immature seeds of morality start to grow; to the The Guy who was the power of militia ideals, who was surprisingly loyal to humanity and had the soul-shuttering end of story. its cool to see character for the first time the same as the character sees themself for the first time. and going on the adventure of self-aknowledgy together. good idea martyn inthelittlewood, but even without The Lore he somehow manage to obliterate us with tragedy

martyn hiding on avid's "grave"

the weirdest coincidence for me. I'm personally know like 10% of avid's stuff only because my friends are insane (/very pos). but i know that he was killed by fellow vampire, the first permadeath of the smp, the beginning of the end. v!martyn going down to make place safer for his human team, he grabbed his pickaxe to break the cobblestone and.... stopped. "i don't know why, but i should not break this place". the place where the boy who cried vampire died(

and if i'm not wrong he was the first human who "died" (that bridge fall; and maybe permadeath in the end, if we're not including the vampires turning feature) and now he's here, not long after the first vampire died, on his place of death. avid is under the cobblestone, and martyn is on it.

my friend is really into these stuff, they're making timeline by looking at the sun in all pov's and i hope they find this funfact as cool as i am

v!martyn and v!legundo

oughhhhh... how can i start with that?!!??! martyn came to oakhurst with injury from his wandering. "i'm not quite supplied for the surgery at the moment, but i might be able to help you out" it's all fun when martyn starts to freak out about "the leg-cutting", but forward to the end, leg is finally supplied to help him. not with ankle but with freedom, not with medical instruments but with fangs.

and martyn is whispering "good job, we appreciate you" to him after the work is done, and its supposed to be his last words to vsmp world, bc not long after that he died

and i know how these words would be important to v!legundo because all doc knows is that he couldn't help martyn after all, he does something wrong and it killed the men

(btw cc!martyn said on stream that v!martyn don't blame doc, simply because he's dead, not judge)

what v!martyn would be if he was turned

as cc! martyn said on stream, ✨️improvisation✨️. but he mentioned that it would mostly depend on the time and allyship. if he was turned in early episodes he would probably be some secret vampire, unmarked and shady about his vampirism. maybe spy-kind or double agent. we saw it in apo and couple of others so yeah im not quite upset that we didnt know our vampire martyn in this variety (still thinking, martyn would play it cool and interesting tho). BUT. if he was turned in late episodes... he would probably become vampire vampire hunter. the idea is neat, I wanna see more of this au and most probably will draw something about vampire hunter who is vampire himself as martyn. hope it'd look as cool as its in my head. AND he would be great in the union with renhardt (who not once said that he fighted many of the dark creatures in the past) shootout to my idea about monster hunters monster!treebark. some gay homophobic shit /j

where would v!martyn go, if he escaped alive?

evil answer from cc!martyn: he'd go wherever renhardt is going (treebark bait, shut up martyn inthelittlewood), maybe on some adventure to find the cure for his voice.

look. this is a happy ending, and i will count now how many happy endings in the smps they ever had: hmmm, zero. so it will be in my dreams, in my aus and in my hope, because ren and martyn can't be normal. i love it btw. two last humans who probably trust each other deeper than they thought, who will go together to look at the world. is there a point of destination? dunno. but what important is that v!martyn finally found himself as someone who brave, can fight for himself and the one who close to him, and he's finally having some morale code. not just a dude (tm). and if there's a person who shares this feeling, this story with him... he would follow him. on the other hand (haha yk Hand), there's renhardt, the person who was cursed by dark magic and loneliness. and now his trustful friend he met in forgotten town, chose him out of all people. he doesn't care about cursed tongue, lovingly calls him "specs" and fought his loneliness.

tomb mates

I will not add anything from mine here because what is wrong with itlw (/pos)

martyn: "and they were tomb mates. I think at this point me and ren are very qualified to call each other tomb mates. I think we died for each other's cause so many times"

whatever, please continue bark at the tree at this point I'm already in tears after ending.

"I will see you in the second"

oughh... "this will be like blinking. we'll have the darkness for a brief moment and then straight back into the light and straight back into the world" he said to renhardt, who turned his back to him, because he can't find strength to see the process of turning his friend into "a monster". then woodhurst promised he'll see him soon, putting his hand under the fangs of the doc.

he said: "I will see you soon," and after all, he doesn't. because the last he sees renhardt, it's his turned back, and after the vampire blood in his vein, he doesn't have much time. all he sees is darkness, but the brief moment became the eternity. he never had a chance to see specs again.

anime treebark is crazy

that's all for now, thanks if you read this this far and sorry if something reads weird, I don't know english very good

Anonymous asked:

Here have an AU just for you:

It was a wonderful sunny day. Bees were buzzing, Grains were fishing, nothing unusual. Ren and Martyn were taking a stroll in some park, enjoying the company of each other and holding hands, as suddenly they hear something rambling in the bushes nearby, and there the cause of the sound is: TheMythicalSausage. But of course they didn't know his name yet, only saw some weird looking man falling onto his butt, hair and beard full of leaves. As soon as he saw the two who were bewilderly staring at him, he got to action:

"Woah, hello beautifuls, you come here often?"

The two only looked at each other, shrugging, so TheMythicalSausage continued:

"Uhm... Can I pet that dawg pretty please?"

This time Martyn replied, thibking that he was talking about Ren:

"Sure, go ahead"

And as soon as he said that the sausage man knelt in front of him and started petting his foot which was barely covered by his sandal. The more he petted it the more Ren was getting weird, so in a few seconds he grabbed TheMythicalSausage and InTheLittleWood aka Martyn and they all hid in the same bushes one of them came from. If anyone heard weird noises from there it was only their imagination.

The end.

the human evolution and thousands of years in history led us here in this moment where this is what I read first in this god blessed day

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