hey it’s ok if you lost your ai virginity back when you were uneducated. a lot of posts go like “reblog if you have never ever used generative ai and never ever will!!!” but it’s ok if you have used gen ai before and it’s even ok if you used to think it was cool, back before you understood what it really was and how it worked, either because no one had taught you about it and you discovered it on your own or because the only education you had received about it was from the tech bros. you’re not a burger with a bite out of it for having used ai. ok

my favorite boxer-turned-priest

Holy fuck knives out fanart

Just a PSA, if you haven't seen the notice yet, Ao3 will be down for 15 hours on Jan 21st 2026, so if there are any fics you're looking to read in future...maybe check what time that'll be for you and download 'em or something.

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listen i'm not advocating for exotic animals as pets, but i really just feel like cheetahs are probably different

i feel like we need to give them another shot as housebeasts

this is a critter who wants greenies and then to take a nap on the couch next to me, and i KNOW it

cheetah in House perfec t size for put inside! inside very Soft and Comfort cheetah sleep soundly put cheetah in House. Put Cheetah In House. no problems ever in cheetah in ho use because good Happy and Satisfy for human where sleep. House yes a place for a cheetah put cheetah in house can trust cheetah for giveing good love to humans in house. friend cheetah

I mean, as someone who as worked in a zoo, this is fairly true.

Obvious disclaimer that you shouldn't have wild animals as pets.

But like, cheetahs are the only large cats that keepers will do free contact with. Hell, even most small cats don't get free contact. (Because small cats can be VICIOUS. They'll have a baby pallas cat wearing thicker gloves than when handling an owl. Because small cats can just be vicious.)

Like I think the only other cat at our zoo where I've seen free contact with was servals? Because I know they've used servals in shows to demonstrate their natural jumping ability. But I know servals can sometimes have a mean temper as well. Meanwhile they'll do the cheetah run and afterwards put the mic by the cheetahs and it's just like an engine with them purring. It's fascinating to watch when the message in every other large animal is "no free contact because it's dangerous even when they're born in captivity".

Legit if any wild animal could be adapted to a pet it would be cheetahs lmao. Only problem is they can be skittish and very anxious and that's why they're often raised around dogs in zoos to gain confidence.

tumblr users love reading. you literally stopped for this post just because it has words in it

this is one of my favorite bits about tumblr

the users seem to actually prefer text posts to anything else, and treat it as a chore to play a video especially with sound

I can clearly remember the moment I first realised my mother and I were living on completely different planes of existence. I was 7 years old and I came home from my school's first track and field day having placed second or third in every event. the teachers had been making jokes all afternoon about how many times they had to call my name. my friends thought I was cool as shit. my enemies thought I was cool as shit too, come to think of it. I was proud as hell. so I get home with the entire front of my shirt covered in ribbons like I was a military dictator who'd awarded himself every medal, I walk into the kitchen and tell my mum all about my day, and she goes "oh, that must be disappointing not getting any firsts." and I'm like no?? first of all the first place ribbons are red and I don't like red. second of all look at me. there's literally nowhere left on my body for accolades. I am fucking Jacked of All Trades. how could this possibly be a disappointment.

Ace/Jamil/Floyd lifts up his basketball jersey to wipe the sweat off his face, only to immediately get whistled at by Yuu.

Floyd and Ace prob like it.

Also, Floyd ends up trying to take off his shirt when you do it to him, and the others are trying to keep him from stripping.

Floyd just figures that if Yuu likes what they see then he should show more, besides he's a mer so he doesn't mind himself being nude (he's wearing clothes cause they're fun and fashionable and because that's what you're supposed to do to be out on land really)

Everyone has to gather around to let him from stripping and it derails the whole game cause now Floyd is both trying to show off by stripping AND showing off his strength by fending off the two guys.

nothing funnier to me than when AI does math wrong. like I get why it happens, it's a language model that's treating the numbers you feed it as words rather than integers and then giving you an answer based on how those words typically appear in a block of text instead of actually performing a calculation. but the one thing computers are genuinely incredible at. you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did, look at it it's got hallucinations

So I had a hysterectomy today (hooray!) and I brought along my stuffed orca, Shamu, as a comfort object. And everyone i interacted with during my pre-op was like "Oh! Who's this?" so I was telling them all about him, how he's been with me since I was 9 and gone on every single vacation and road trip, and they were telling me about their own stuffed buddies (one lady said she still has hers after 40 years!) and all of this while I was signing consent forms and providing a list of the things I'd brought with me, you know, small talk.

So then a nurse comes over and goes "Okay, I've got some stickers I'll put on your things so we know they're yours" and I'm like "OK cool" so she puts a sticker on my coat and stickers on my bags of clothes and then she turns to Shamu and I'm like "oh I guess he gets a sticker too"

But no. She pulls out a hospital bracelet that's an exact copy of mine and slaps it on his tail, like so:

And i was delighted by this, so I took a picture to send to my friends, who were equally delighted, and were cracking me up with their reactions (like so:)

Anyway, they take me back and put me under, and when I awake groggily a few hours later it takes me a minute to get my bearings, so I don't notice Shamu at first. But then I realize he's tucked up next to me in the gurney, so I grab him, and my hand touches gauze.

And I'm like "huh?" so I look at him and I realize

They gave my fucking orca a hysterectomy

Another comic based on a favorite post of mine, because what can I say? I love posts

Original post by @cryptotheism

and it DOESNT MATTER whowas stronger inthe cullign games you IDOTS ohh ohh gojo fans ruin the fandom becayse theyonly lik egojo beacuse hes goodlooking boohoo SHUTYOEPOOO SHUT YUOPPPP MAYBE IF U HAD READING COMPHREENDXION AND A WILILING NESS TO UNDERSTAND CHARACTER,SAND EVENTS THAR TOOK PLACE AN D WHY THEY DID , AND WHYITS IMPORTANT FOR THE PLOT ANDTHE CHARACTER ITSELFM

ive seen like 3 barely coherent gojo posts from u in the past 5 mins are u okay bestie

ah okay, have a picture of my cat, it’s statistically proven to help

AWWWWW YOUR CAT IS ADORABLE TY MOOTIE

ofc lmao, and yes she is my precious, her name is Gandalf

and it DOESNT MATTER whowas stronger inthe cullign games you IDOTS ohh ohh gojo fans ruin the fandom becayse theyonly lik egojo beacuse hes goodlooking boohoo SHUTYOEPOOO SHUT YUOPPPP MAYBE IF U HAD READING COMPHREENDXION AND A WILILING NESS TO UNDERSTAND CHARACTER,SAND EVENTS THAR TOOK PLACE AN D WHY THEY DID , AND WHYITS IMPORTANT FOR THE PLOT ANDTHE CHARACTER ITSELFM

ive seen like 3 barely coherent gojo posts from u in the past 5 mins are u okay bestie

ah okay, have a picture of my cat, it’s statistically proven to help

I also have a collection of cute animal pics/memes to cure depression (it only works for like 5 mins but it’s fine) just say the word and they’re yours

and it DOESNT MATTER whowas stronger inthe cullign games you IDOTS ohh ohh gojo fans ruin the fandom becayse theyonly lik egojo beacuse hes goodlooking boohoo SHUTYOEPOOO SHUT YUOPPPP MAYBE IF U HAD READING COMPHREENDXION AND A WILILING NESS TO UNDERSTAND CHARACTER,SAND EVENTS THAR TOOK PLACE AN D WHY THEY DID , AND WHYITS IMPORTANT FOR THE PLOT ANDTHE CHARACTER ITSELFM

ive seen like 3 barely coherent gojo posts from u in the past 5 mins are u okay bestie

ah okay, have a picture of my cat, it’s statistically proven to help

and it DOESNT MATTER whowas stronger inthe cullign games you IDOTS ohh ohh gojo fans ruin the fandom becayse theyonly lik egojo beacuse hes goodlooking boohoo SHUTYOEPOOO SHUT YUOPPPP MAYBE IF U HAD READING COMPHREENDXION AND A WILILING NESS TO UNDERSTAND CHARACTER,SAND EVENTS THAR TOOK PLACE AN D WHY THEY DID , AND WHYITS IMPORTANT FOR THE PLOT ANDTHE CHARACTER ITSELFM

ive seen like 3 barely coherent gojo posts from u in the past 5 mins are u okay bestie

I am whatever gender has the shortest line at the bathroom

No need I think

​I see this one going places

Yeah. The bathroom

ah but which bathroom

the one with the shortest line did you not read the post