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Last update was on 2025.06.13.
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okay so i need some sex advice!
my boyfriend and I (i’m a girl) are happily together, and we’re both bi. lately, i’ve been interested in having a threesome with a friend of his, a guy.
i know for a fact my boyfriend and this friend of his are bissexual and have hooked up before. i think they’d be open to it.
the thing is, i’m not sure how to bring it up. any ideas?
i also don’t know how it would work… i do like anal sex, but how does one take two dicks at once? also, how do you suck dick when being fucked (like in that eiffel tower position)?
You know, I thought this was gonna be, "Oh, did you see Yoongi's three year old black cat Tang, he's so cute" but I was mistaken...
And I think this is more of a communication issue than a sex one.
Do you think Jungkook is the type to shower with his partner after sex? And would that lead to even more sex? 😜
Maybe not every time. For example if you're having sex at 3 AM (his normal awake hour), idk about you but I would just clean up and go to sleep lol. (I think. Now you got me questioning myself.) Depends on where hygiene is on his scale of importance. Probably pretty high? I'm a fan of shower sex. Sometimes I even prefer it for the ease of being clean beforehand and clean after. But it's hard to enjoy unless you know what to do, so... maybe he should practice? XD
I always advise showering with who you're having sex with to witness their hygiene habits. And help wash their back. Sometimes it's tough to do by yourself, especially if you have big muscles, y'know? :D
If BTS asked you to participate in an eightsome with them, how do you imagine it might work? How do you have sex with that many men at once? Do you try to minimize the number of members standing around waiting for their turn?
For the record, the likelihood of them all wanting to see each other naked and having sex, repeatedly, and be comfortable, without being weird, is probably low. So, I'd probably ask if they were sure 7777777 times.
Does your partner's physique affect how you approach sex, e.g. the positions you'd try? I'm looking at buff Taehyung and imagining that I'd ask him to lift me up and fuck me while standing.
From my experience, standing sex is kinda mid. I suppose if you had assistance with tools (ex. sex swing, bondage, etc) it might be easier? But if you're talking Taehyung straight lifting and fucking you, that's a combined action of more than just his muscles. There's a substantial amount of joint strength involved. Human beings also move, which means the weight carried is shifting and stressing at different places throughout the entire act. That doesn't usually happen when you're lifting weights in the gym. But also I don't know what he does in the gym. I'm guessing it's probably not a standing fuck. He probably also doesn't work out rock hard. Again, just a guess.
hi! regarding your yoonji series, I saw you tagged internalized homophobia but not for misogyny? can I ask why not?
No specific reason other than I figured most people on this planet are already aware that misogyny is unavoidable and especially prevalent in Korea / among Koreans.
In terms of the warnings, I often focus on the primary ones. I have faith in my readers for their understanding; I feel that's relatively justified.
pairing(s): est. poly relationship – yoongi x reader x jungkook
summary: Jeon Jungkook surprises you with his presence and you surprise him with his dick in your mouth! Yippee! Wait, what?
warnings: rated M (18+) for language; JK and reader only; serious but also unserious XD; smut (fem reader, that sweet sweet bed blowjob); idol!BTS - Yoongi x reader x Jungkook; reader is JK’s noona; based on real time (after 2025.06.11) happy bts are free month!
been getting a lot of messages about sexing up the bunbun after his discharge lol
part of ‘not allowed’ series, but can be read alone. basic summary: your bf asked JK to fuck you, twice, and then on the regular. blue haired JK. 2021 YG birthday, ‘Butter’, wiyllt remix. new skill acquired, JK’s sheer pj punishment, 2021 JK birthday, during PTD in LA, 2022 HNY, 2022 YG birthday, PTD in LV, 2022 JK birthday; 2022 Christmas; before YG’s service; before JK's service
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“I think you’re bigger than I remember.”
“What’s this? You’re lighter than I remember.”
You smacked him in the shoulder. Wow and ow. “That just means you’ve gotten stronger.”
“Nuh uh. You haven’t been eating as well without me. You can’t lie to me!” And then he turned his pout into puckered lips and closed eyes. Well, partly. One of his eyes was cracked open to threaten you.
You laughed and tilted your head to kiss Jeon Jungkook.
you could watch me pull up on your body like it's summer, take my clothes off in the water splash around and get you blessed like holy water i don't know what you were waiting for you know that I've been waiting for you – party 4 u by charli xcx
pairing(s): yoongi x reader
warnings: rated M (18+) for sexual tension in a hotel shower and a huge waste of water; shower smut (fem reader, mild use of a belt around neck, fingering, nipple play); implied previous relationship
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“What now?”
The water fell down, down. Soaking through hair. Drenching clothes. Seeping into every crevice, saturating the air with steam, drumming onto slate grey hotel tiles that boasted false elegance. Those tiles had seen a variety of grime in their short lifetime. And they would only see more.
“I think you take off your clothes,” you murmured, your hair plastered to your face.
“I don’t think so,” Min Yoongi said slowly, watching you through the droplets with half-lidded eyes.
If you were having sex with the members for the first time, would you approach it differently depending on what you know about their personalities? For example, if they were willing to let you lead, do you think that fucking Jungkook would be similar to fucking Namjoon?
It wouldn't matter who they were. Everyone I fuck gets their own tailored experience. Otherwise wtf am I doing? XD People have different likes and dislikes. Sometimes you're in the mood for something. Sometimes you're not. Kinks change over time too. It's a disservice to the individual if you fuck 'em all the same.
