Hey, could I please have a copy of the prayer card sent to me, whenever possible? My email is Sammoth413@gmail

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Sure thing. Please send a note to [email protected]. I’m not sure  how much longer I’ll have access to Clay’s PC and social media accounts. Once his PC reboots, I think I’ll be locked out. 

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I hope that last post is a joke... I hope you're ok...

I’m so sorry to have to tell you it was not a joke. Clayton’s passing was tragically sudden. However, he passed peacefully while sleeping. If you like, I can have a copy of his obituary and the prayer card from his funeral service emailed to you...

whowasfone has passed away.

Hello - this is the father of “whowasfone” (IRL,Clayton). I am writing to inform you that Clayton passed away suddenly on October 9th. He passed peacefully while sleeping. 

If you would like information for his upcoming funeral services, you can contact me via email at: [email protected]

Harry, I’m going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a penis wakt. Don’t plan it. Don’t wait for it. Just wakt it. It could be a slap behind the dumpster, a quick spank during your office hours, or two wakts straight to your penis, and balls - Dale Copper, Penis Wakt (1990)

guy inspecting my bag at the airport: hmm, this bag is full of stupid garbage… looks like the owner is a dumb shitass too. arrested.

Executioner sword with inscription:  Inscription: When I raise this sword, so I wish that this poor sinner will receive eternal life.

Germany, 1600s

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