Sometimes love is stored in the hat.

So, I had been telling Hodag about wanting a pork pie hat and buying a cheap one off Amazon, and they liked the look of me in it but said it was too big for me, which I knew; I just wanted to see if I could rock a pork pie hat before I dropped cash on one. They offered to buy me one as a gift, a really nice one that fit me, and it turns out when the hat actually fits my head I look even better in one!

The very nice person who sold it to us said it was a three-season hat, you can fashionably wear it from March to November. I told her I was about to make it a four-season hat and wore it straight out the door.

I've had a lot of compliments on it ("Nice lid" is my favorite) but nothing beats the four guys in Detroit Lions shirts, obviously pregaming, I walked past on my way home from the train station yesterday.

"Hey, I like your Plimsoll!" one of them called.

His buddy immediately retorted, "That's a shoe, dumbass, the hat's called a Blimpy."

"That's a hamburger, idiot, plimsoll is a hat," the first one said, extremely incorrectly, while the other two laughed.

And all that was funny but just then, as I reached them, I doffed it and said, "It's a pork pie," and all four of them pointed at each other and started yelling at each other as I passed -- possibly in part because the Lions wear a shade of blue very similar to my hair color right now.

I think I caused a mini football riot with a fashionable hat and blue hair.

i can't get over this. this is fucking killing me

others: “so, how ~southern~ are you?”

me: “The entrance of my hometown has a shrimp boat sitting in the main street. At Christmas theres a shrimper Santa and alligators pulling him instead of reindeer.”

others: “what?!”

me:

this is  the only xmas content i want to see, fuck everything else. Shrimper Santa and his flying albino alligators 

Life Magazine, April 1910

Oat milk is made by milking goats and then putting the milk through a fine filter to extract all the "G"s

I heard thats where they get the "G"s for cell phone service

And the ones that don't get approved for cell phones, go into roller coaster forces

“boy” who looks up ‘trans girls kissing’ and feels an immediate pang of envy.

How is he gonna tell command about this one

@severeannoyance

Genuinely evil and dark-sided to put the periods between the letters in "milf" and "dilf." Like what is M.I.L.F. that is a supervillain organization composed entirely of cougars. Whoa that's a great idea actually post canceled hold on

I think it’s normal for people to be mad at each other sometimes even if they’re close friends or family or intimate with each other. Like I think that’s a normal and healthy part of relationships that can happen sometimes

“Why were you on Mad At Me island” because at the time I was mad at you and yet our friendship has weathered that without trouble

I went to Mad At You island because my feelings are my problem. I needed to stomp down the beach until I could sit and watch the sunrise. I built a sandcastle and did some thinking. Then I boarded the good ship You Matter To Me and sailed it all the way to meet you on the Let’s Talk Shore of I Love You Island.

I love when Star Trek throws an incredibly traumatic back story at one of their characters, and then we just never mention it in any other episodes ever again. Like yeah, Kirk went through a genocide and mass famine crisis when he was a child. Well, anyways, let's talk about something else now.

I think this happens so notably in the original Trek 'cause in the 1960s a huge portion of the population WERE about 20 years removed from a colossal trauma. So yeah, going to the theatre for a bit of Shakespeare and your buddy has a sudden flashback to some wartime horror he's never mentioned and never will again probably feels a little more normal.

Remember that even one of the actors had been sent to a concentration camp and lived there from age five to eight, and he'd only gotten out twenty-one years before the show debuted.

So having to live with the memory of childhood wartime horrors was very real for that cast, and they made it part of the show.

predictions are locked in. 2026 is going to be a good one

I appreciate the sentiment but I don't get all those "we made it to the longest night of the year! the light will start returning soon! it's all uphill from here & we're halfway there!" posts because like. Oct-Dec is the easier half of Winter. Jan-Apr is way harder. there's no big holidays or decorations, everyone is kind of over the whole Cozy Hygge Sweaters & Cocoa vibe so they're just tired & restless instead, and the whole thing is so drawn out & uneventful that it feels like it lasts 10x longer

the cold season Oct-Dec:

the cold season Jan-Apr:

recently came across some plates and bowls that would be perfect for a children's hospital

ONE

SINGLE

JOKE

You can only reblog this on the 3st of January

the 3st huh?

sad part about sex being a taboo topic is that sometimes really funny things happen during sex or related to sex or at weird sex clubs and you cant tell the story to like 90% of people in your life because of the sex context. the contsext. do you ever wonder how many people have funny sex stories theyre just sitting on. its tragic.

Should be illegal for wood to be this sharp

When you're removing a stiff veneer from cork furniture using a sharp metal tool, it is a cruel joke of the universe for the fucking cork to be the thing that slices your finger open

#fucking CORK?

I don't know how either

Derin you are a menace to yourself. It's a wonder you've survived this long

Got restless, figured I still have one uninjured hand, got back to work.

Fucking cork again.

Checks out

Everyone on this website is mean to me

In this case you are mean to you

I am one of the everyone on this website