I love Cole ships but why the fuck do people feel the need to twinkify any man they pair with Cole. It’s so hard to find decent lava or bruise content bc they will genuinely have some sort of stereotypical yaoi size difference. I’ll be reading a bruise fanfic and Jay and Cole will have some Y/N and CEO type dynamic and I hate it 💔💔
I’ve somehow even seen characters like Geo somehow getting this treatment so I actually need to know what it is about Cole that makes people do this.
Once again just me and my stupid hc of a horny shit abt male ninjago characters based on scale how big their tits/abs are bcs why not? Might also maybe from has the biggest chest to the most grabable waist/hips. And definitely based from fave haha
The first one, it's definitely Karlof. Hc height he's 201cm so obviously he has the biggest tits of all men know. And obviously he got stared from the guys (hence he has the jiggle effects) -Mr. Pale really likes it btw—
2nd, it's Benthomaar. Don't get me wrong he's a hybrid shark merlopian ofc he's the 2nd biggest and basically the 2nd tallest after karlof (200cm). Have you all see his body tho? He has that damn abs like big biceps in underwater glistening with it—
3rd, Zane. The minifigures says it all he always showing of his zitties and apparently he has the big heart for it and cold too (197cm tall, tie with Cole) also we need more the zitties people!
4th, Cole because he's tie with Zane and has the same height (197cm) THE MOST HAIRY ONE AND YES WE LOVE THE HAIR MUSK OF THE CHEST ARF ARF. Hence his outfits never fits that well—
5th, Kataru is pretty much a outside boy and he lived in the cold and never realm. Ofcourse that boy has a big muscle and biceps from all those outdoors. While I think he has the height of almost like Cole one (195cm)
6. Shade, well looking at his design it's says it all. The gears also and man wearing that suits that really making his abs that clear hmm yeah that's really dangerous. Definitely tall like around 193cm
On the 7th we have Morro, even though he's practically dead or some kind of that. But I think in DR season he has some nice chest and abs like he grows up in that and see through titties yes. If he was alive or some sort probably 189cm.
And on the 8th one we have Kai, he maybe not as more as the other, but he definitely gain more muscles and well those tits when on the monstrosity one. Trust me. He's actually quite tall for one like 187cm.
9th, Ash. Even though he like rarely talked and we rarely see him I think he's really really has that jiggle physic since he's like a cowboy or overlord ex-cult thingy. He's quite agile and really flexible. And also the same height as Kai, 187cm
10th probably Echo Zane. Well he's supposed in his old body he doesn't have that much. But in my hc as he is Mr. E i think he has some muscle of his own so he was probably in the middle. As for height he is tall like 185cm.
11th, it was Lloyd. Anyone who says he's a twink, think twice lol. He has muscle but not as much as the rest tho but his body is perfectly balance as he is honestly balanced up. Probably same like Echo Zane as both really just middle average balanced as for height he is not short like what people said in my opinion (183cm)
12th we have Griffin who is surprisingly I think he still has more muscle but more likely on his legs cause the guy is really into running as the master of speed he is a fast one and athlete so I think even though he doesn't have any jiggle pyhsic on his tits but he has a strong thigh and legs so that's a point for him. As height yeah he's the same as Lloyd me think, (183cm)
The 13th one we have Jay, not so unlucky me think. He might have some muscle since canonical he has some but not as visible as the other but he is quite agile and fast so he was more focusing on that and he has his own strength I gave him a point. Also he has a grabable hip because of that, did I also he has a pretty privileged like cute in a way he's canon being the really pretty one and his height is pretty (178cm)
14th we have Scott has it. I mean he stucked in PE for 3 decades and well he might have small, no scratch none but what he does have is a swag and that nice waist and thigh— Yeah he's also pretty type one but like cool too. Surprised I hc him as short too (175cm)
15th Mr Pale. Boy that man is really has 0 chest abs like he has none, but he does have a nice hips and ass to it. Probably why he was really also skinny like flat and his height is average for say (174cm)
16th. Yes the last one is Neuro like my man has no muscle and on chest one he has nothing bit he does happened to have a child bearing hips and waist, more thick on the thigh. Can be considered as pretty man too with how long his leg is and very fragile like a doll one beauty. Can you tell I really like neuro being pretty and beautiful my queen. And the most short one too (170cm)
