my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who's my best friend in the world and recently he was like "you're too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!" and I was like "a niece might be more up my alley" and he just got more excited and said "ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful"

OP the tags!!

#MyCoin

Geothermal magic in the heart of New Zealand - Author: LyraHorizon

Art by Elena Kononenko

absolutely kills me that newly hatched scorpions are called scorplings btw. thats baby........

you have got to be kidding me.......... thats baby.................

Nicolas Bruno, The Embellished Collection

Monster Mashtober by Samantha Mash

me too brennan

Mindscape

Jim Henson died and I wore black to school and kind of never stopped. So that was kind of… Yeah. That was more or less kind of the beginning of that. And then eventually I discovered eyeliner and music. It was pretty good.

My dentist never gives me feetie warmers.

You’re probably not likely to claw the dentist’s face off.

You don’t know that

Vision I had

young adventurers 💛

forever grateful i was simply too lazy to let the makeup industrial complex get its hooks in me. I was just like im not doing all of that. in fact. im doing none of that

yeah I have political reasons for it now but my original and still most powerful reason is "I am not getting out of this bed one single second before I have to"