question
does anybody have that post on here where it's, like, video of some southern-sounding tgirl giving tips on how to fuck while driving?
specifically remember the lines, "road head is one of the most dangerous games you can play", "blow your load looking at something awful, like a half-eaten deer carcass", and "cause that's how dale earnhardt was conceived, and nobody wants to be like dale earnhardt" or something like that
holy shit that was fast
thank you so much
Happy to be of service, I saw this and immediately knew what video you meant because it's so unique.
it's SO good
I feel like a glimpse of heaven is stolen from me when I see a selfie of yours in my notifications and I come to see it's deleted
It doesn't delete the notification when I delete a post?! 😭 That's like the whole reason I delete posts I feel bad spamming people who have notifs on lol. But also last night was #rough for Winnie I feel kinda #notgoodlooking maybe tomorrow :''')
🚨KNOW YOUR MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE CRYPTIDS🚨
BUCKET MAN - 300 POINTS - DOCILE IN NATURE BUT EASILY STARTLED. GREAT FOR BEGINNERS!
CAKE CATCHER - 800 POINTS - INCREDIBLY AGILE, MAKES A GREAT HUNTING COMPANION. HAS THE “PICKUP” ABILITY.
FALSE DEWEY - 1,000,000 POINTS - DO NOT ENGAGE THE FALSE DEWEY UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES. FOR PROFESSIONAL HUNTERS ONLY.
They're hiding the new False Dewey from us in the MITM revival trailers because they know the truth of what will happen when he's unleashed on the world
As much as I don't think estrogen has done a lot for my face I do think it's funny that it's mostly served to freeze me in time at ~20 years old (as I am in the first pic and am almost 30 in the second)
- "estrogen did nothing for my face"
- most beautiful woman you've ever seen vs saddest man in the world
I resent that I was not the saddest man in the world I was the saddest they/them in the world lmao
Guy I rejected recently made a funny viral video like two days later now I'm seeing his face every time I'm on Instagram why is my life an iCarly a plot where tf is Spencer i wanna lez out with her
I would never in a million years reject Timothee Chalamet but I also never in a million years will ever be hit on by a man more attractive than a cousin or more charming than a goodwill sock. For whatever reason my demographic when I go out is exclusively guys who ACTUALLY do the 👉👈 motion when they talk to me