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staying gold for johnny, as always

@wintry-whimsy / wintry-whimsy.tumblr.com

some guys my age, man they forget about drinking milk. i don't know why milk's great it's natural it's uh it's satisfying i like it when it tastes cold so don't you forget it i'm drinking milk for good
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intro post or something ✨✨

last updated 3 october 2025

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hi yippee finally making one

my names are Winter or Sage, no preference

if you know my irl name don’t call me it online thank you

i DO bite but only in a nice way. feel free to talk

i am a minor

aroace

pronouns are any/all*

*subject to change

in case you're wondering, the Hats are Sentient.

queer platonic partner - @vampiricbisexuality <- the johnny to my ponyboy frfr (also the ❤️ to my ga)

other blogs:

@the-rebloggerrrrrrrrrrrr for when i need to spam reblog

@sage-avoids-post-limit for when i reach post limit

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more stuff under the cut because i talk a lot under it

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i forgot to take a picture of it but i made a collage thingy based on found heaven by conan gray

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crying emoji the wind is so strong i can hear my house rumbling

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sometimes i forget other people can see my posts and its not just my small group of mutuals😭

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i am suing e veryone who tld me t watch alien stage for emotional dlamage i am cryhibgn

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Reblogged realm-of-clouds
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parahumors

TOMORROW IS CHRISTMAS EVE!!!

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halakitalot

TODAY IS CHRISTMAS EVE!!!

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iamnotbitten

TODAY IS CHRISTMAS DAY

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gray-colored-life

CHRISTMAS IS ALREADY FUCKING OVER

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carryonmy-assbutt

CHRISTMAS IS COMING

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how cooked am i if i picked a song to describe my 2026 for an english assignment and it's gonna go on the class playlist but it has swear words and bisexuality

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Reblogged ravensncrowsx
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shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply

  • "how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post
  • "_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior
  • "woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares
  • "and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.
  • "and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all
  • ".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity
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this is prime proof that this ENTIRE WEBSITE is autistic because nowhere else would a no tags post that's just an informative list about slang get this much traction.

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anyway more addittions

  • “30-50 wild hogs” for someone making ABSURD excuses for violence.
  • “what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament” for how do you know that without being a part of it.
  • “anyone in this thread smoke weed” for the shit you people are saying is so off topic this might as well be a general discussion forum
  • “dogs are boys and cats are girls” for ooh ur mindset did not grow past 4th grade, huh
  • “color theory in a childrens hospital” for bending over backwards to not agree that YEA, that thing Came Off Weird
  • “you are a tar pit” for someone finding any reason to respond with outrage.
  • “is the __ in the room with us right now?” for I Don’t Think That’s Real.
  • “bean soup? im allergic to beans!” for ik this doesn’t work for you, but that’s not a flaw. not everything can be for you.
  • “people irl: hey man hows it going” for this will Never Matter irl

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