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Byler endgame certainty @ 100% (in my heart)

@wisequeer-baitheart / wisequeer-baitheart.tumblr.com

Breaking my 10 year leave from tumblr just to be a part of Byler history 💛💙

"Shipping byler is weird cause they're underaged!"

Meanwhile the other (canon!) ships in the fandom are

  • Lumax (got together when they were 13)
  • Mileven (got together when they were 13)
  • Duzie (though I question if they're still together) (Who got together at 14)
  • Jancy (got together when they were like 16/17)
  • Stancy (WHO HAD SEX ON SCREEN AT 15/16/17 BECAUSE WE DON'T TECHNICALLY KNOW IF NANCY WAS 15 OR 16 IN THAT SEASON AND IF STEVE WAS 16 OR 17)

But sorry.... byler is the weird one...

cleradin drawing 🌟 thanks to my best friend (who doesnt use tumblr unfortunately) for the idea!!

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I still believe in conformitygate but... come on, can we cancel are netflix subscriptions yet? There are plenty of GOOD 🏴‍☠️sites to watch it on. They don't deserve are subscriptions (neither do the bigot brothers)

Do what you want! We don’t owe the capitalists ANYTHING. Why are you asking me? I believe in conformitygate not The Machine.

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i may mourn what s5 mike wheeler could have been, but since s5 isn't real to me, i mourn his season 4 lesbian haircut much more

Steve becoming a baseball coach is actually hilarious because it implies the writers completely forgot he used to play basketball but what they did remember was that Steve had a baseball bat so they just went off of that

I’m begging u all, do not spend more time actually interacting with any official netflix accounts or stream stranger things. Netflix and Stranger Things have been purposely hyping people up in regards to byler for years and now conformitygate in order to get money. Your hype, your time, your efforts, this is what they are using to get Adsense. YOU are the product they are selling. Stop feeding into it. Watch the show in other ways that dont involve directly going through netflix. Block netflix promo accounts if u can’t help the fixation. You don’t deserve to be leeched from like this. The creativity that went into all the byler and conformitygate theories was all us, it was all us. We don’t need them.

I cant wait to see all the fics fixing S5! If we can do it with conformity gate then we can spread the "true ending" the same way, so the dunder bros are always reminded of the way they failed and never feel peace

so anyways. i really hope no one gives the duffer brothers the time of day after this.

no one watch that documentary.

no one watch any of their upcoming projects.

unfollow their socials.

give them no attention whatsoever.

they don’t deserve us. they don’t deserve our love, our time, our loyalty. not after all the bullshit they put us and their cast through.

not after sidelining their queer characters.

not after disrespecting all their female characters, especially their female poc characters.

not after writing the sloppiest slopfest the world has ever seen.

fuck you duffers. rot in hell.

Like other people have pointed out, this is what Joyce (the writers) says in The First Shadow

In S5, Max sees the flyer of Oklahoma in one of Henry's memories, but for a moment in the finale, she, El and Kali are on the stage of the real play, Dark of the Moon.

We have seen Oklahoma. But we haven't seen the real story yet.

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