“Wylan Van Eck has an avoidant attachment disorder and Jesper Fahey has an anxious attachment disorder and if this was shown in the show, along with the slow burn in the books and the idea of both of them having a really shaky foundation of what intimacy truly is — the ship would’ve been much more compelling and interesting and I think that’s how the writer intended it to be.” I say into the microphone before the crowd, my slideshow ready to explain.

I don’t get the chance. The crow boos, someone throws a tomato, another throws a waffle (where did waffles come from? it’s cold at that), I duck my head to avoid the endless assault of edible items and began to walk off the stage in shame.

“No, he’s right.” I perk my head up and I turn around to the front row, to see who the voice was. It’s none other than Leigh Bardugo.

you hear three more voices

its me, kit young and jack Wolfe