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Girls Just Wanna Have Fun

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I'm replaying Resident Evil VII: Biohazard for my professional blog, and I am aghast at how stupid Ethan is at first.

He arrives at this derelict farm in the ass-crack of Louisiana, with nothing but this cryptic email from his missing wife that only reads: Baker Farm. Dulvey, Louisiana. Come get me. THAT'S SOME CRYPTIC SILENT HILL TYPE BULLSHIT! Granted, it's the early 2000s, and texting isn't mainstream yet, but in an actual emergency, YOU PICK UP THE PHONE AND MAKE A CALL!

Sending an email isn't an emergency communication; that's how you lead an idiot into a trap. Scammers have been doing that shit since the mid 90's!

Ethan sees abandoned vehicles, a rotting house, and a wreath made out of rotting cows and buzz saws, and thinks to himself, "Damn this place is weird..." AND KEEPS FUCKING GOING.

He sees an abandoned kitchen with dinner still on the table, rotting, trash everywhere, and a videotape of a guy getting murdered, and only thinks to himself, "Jesus! That's dark!" Before crawling into the very same wall, and down the very same ladder, HE JUST WATCHED A GUY GET MURDERED DOING!!

Ethan lacks common sense like every dumb blonde in horror movies. Ethan Winters is the dumb blonde of Resident Evil, change my mind.

Re7 is set in 2017. We see Lucas with a smartphone in the Daughters DLC, which would have been set in 2014. It's very much not the early 2000s, the whole game is set in the mid-to-late 2010s.

Ethan himself supposedly works in IT.

All of which is to say, yeah, the fact that he follows the email Mia supposedly sent shows that he's an idiot, or desperately in love. Or both.

Oh my god, I forgot about Lucas with the smartphone! And I didn't catch that Ethan works in IT, I think I saw something about that in Re8, but I'm not sure.

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I'm replaying Resident Evil VII: Biohazard for my professional blog, and I am aghast at how stupid Ethan is at first.

He arrives at this derelict farm in the ass-crack of Louisiana, with nothing but this cryptic email from his missing wife that only reads: Baker Farm. Dulvey, Louisiana. Come get me. THAT'S SOME CRYPTIC SILENT HILL TYPE BULLSHIT! Granted, it's the early 2000s, and texting isn't mainstream yet, but in an actual emergency, YOU PICK UP THE PHONE AND MAKE A CALL!

Sending an email isn't an emergency communication; that's how you lead an idiot into a trap. Scammers have been doing that shit since the mid 90's!

Ethan sees abandoned vehicles, a rotting house, and a wreath made out of rotting cows and buzz saws, and thinks to himself, "Damn this place is weird..." AND KEEPS FUCKING GOING.

He sees an abandoned kitchen with dinner still on the table, rotting, trash everywhere, and a videotape of a guy getting murdered, and only thinks to himself, "Jesus! That's dark!" Before crawling into the very same wall, and down the very same ladder, HE JUST WATCHED A GUY GET MURDERED DOING!!

Ethan lacks common sense like every dumb blonde in horror movies. Ethan Winters is the dumb blonde of Resident Evil, change my mind.

I'm replaying Resident Evil VII: Biohazard for my professional blog, and I am aghast at how stupid Ethan is at first.

He arrives at this derelict farm in the ass-crack of Louisiana, with nothing but this cryptic email from his missing wife that only reads: Baker Farm. Dulvey, Louisiana. Come get me. THAT'S SOME CRYPTIC SILENT HILL TYPE BULLSHIT! Granted, it's the early 2000s, and texting isn't mainstream yet, but in an actual emergency, YOU PICK UP THE PHONE AND MAKE A CALL!

Sending an email isn't an emergency communication; that's how you lead an idiot into a trap. Scammers have been doing that shit since the mid 90's!

Ethan sees abandoned vehicles, a rotting house, and a wreath made out of rotting cows and buzz saws, and thinks to himself, "Damn this place is weird..." AND KEEPS FUCKING GOING.

He sees an abandoned kitchen with dinner still on the table, rotting, trash everywhere, and a videotape of a guy getting murdered, and only thinks to himself, "Jesus! That's dark!" Before crawling into the very same wall, and down the very same ladder, HE JUST WATCHED A GUY GET MURDERED DOING!!

Ethan lacks common sense like every dumb blonde in horror movies. Ethan Winters is the dumb blonde of Resident Evil, change my mind.

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i just want my life to revolve around love and art and passion and making others feel safe and secure and just enjoy living as a whole and i don't think that's too much to ask for tbh

SAME. Some people are fueled by hate and pettiness and honestly, go off queens. I tried that though, and quickly learned it's just not for me. I need some damn positivity or I'll revert to my emo phase

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