Steve: What’s your type?

Eddie, bleeding out: AB positive.

Steve: I meant for dating.

Eddie: …really? Right now?

Steve: People always ask that in situations like this!

Palestinian lesbian wedding. May 2022. by R U Okay. (source)

*looking into a box of books* oh? Is that my good friend vash the stampede??

*investigates further*

Ah…no…it’s a chicken

There they go, my favorite gaang 🥹

Hey bestfriend… let’s get older and fatter and cooler together

burn it 🔥

(he/him) 🐇

said this on bluesky but:

i genuinely encourage non black people to engage with this, who might be worried they can't because of the word "nigga" because they feel like it's overstepping. the only way it would be overstepping is saying it to me when ur not black, but please don't be afraid to engage with black art.

i kinda get annoyed when non black people police other non blacks on how to engage with black culture because it creates a problem where non black people avoid us all together which can be extremely isolating and create even MORE tension and overall being uneducated.

every ICE agent could die right now and they'd all deserve it

Back in my old man yaoi era

Very interesting that the name and identity of the ICE agent who shot Renee Good has not been publicized but her name, identity and life are being picked apart by Republicans on social media. Who the fuck is that guy? How long has he been an agent? Does he have a history of escalating to violence immediately? What is his misconduct history? He is a sack of shit regardless, by virtue of being an ICE agent but I don’t understand (I do understand) why he gets privacy and her and her family do not.

(Source)

He was dragged by a car last year? Damn, this dumbass really does not understand how motor vehicles work.

Ppl make fun of that genre of horny post where words are different colors but I actually think it’s funnier that this website even has customizable text colors, something most social media does not have, and that’s like the only thing ppl use it for

Pediatric doctor Damian!

Time travel au where robin Damian goes to the future and meets his future self but instead of some awesome hero he’s helping colicky babies and sticking up 5 year olds who

Eggs are one of the few natural food sources of vitamin d. Eggs are so good.

Eggs are responsible for less greenhouse gas production than almost any other form of animal protein and they have vitamin d and other good good nutrients.

Gosh I love eggs. I just really love eggs, guys. Boiled, fried, poached, baked, scrambled.

Nobody is paying me to say this I’m just really happy about the existence of eggs right now.

Gosh I love eggs. I

just really love eggs, guys. Boiled,

fried, poached, baked, scrambled.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

@eggblackoutpoetry

I feel like it’s cheating when all the eggs are out in the open like that

Poor old Jung-bae…