the good place has crossed my dash and I just thought of a really funny au of conformitygate where Mike keeps on figuring out something is wrong and Vecna just keeps crashing out and resetting the timeline.
I knew platonic byler was dead when Will told the group to go on without him and Mike left. I’m sorry the Mike Wheeler I know would NEVER.
Sorry im stuck on how they deadass posted millie and finn with the caption “storyteller and the mage”. Not only could they not use “paladin” for mike because that would be too on the nose with byler, they accidentally admitted mike and el have never and will never be on the same page—not even on the same planet.
Paladin and the Cleric clears, sorry ‘storyteller’, your mage was never yours to begin with.
There’s a lot of things inherently wrong with the finale of Stranger Things, but the two main ones that feel like the biggest slap in the face for me are
1. When joyce was beheading vecna, mikes trauma clips were only of eleven, when that boy was ready to kill himself after seeing his best friends body in the quarry, when he spent every waking moment in s2 making sure will is okay - sleeping on the floor next to him to do so, when he biked across hawkins to get to wills house after getting into a fight with him in s3. And youre telling me el disappearing in s1 finale was the only noteworthy scene of mike wheelers trauma? Sure
2. Heroes playing for the end credits when it was so heavily associated with byler since s1. When everyone was so excited about it being part of the soundtrack for the finale because we all believed it would have something to do with byler. Only for them to use it as the end credit song? They couldve used countless others, but no, take the one song associated deeply with the biggest queer ship of the show and slap it on the ending to really drive the point of “Your silly queer ship was never gonna be possible” home. Yeah whatever, man
I love reading fics in fandoms that have been around for a while because every time you go on ao3 and search up sort by kudos the first fic is bound to be one of the best stories youve ever read and its from 2013
Also there is something so beautiful about old fandom etiquette because they all know how to tag their stories properly
Thinking very deeply about a post shift scene between garcia and robby where they both rant about their inappropriate crushes on their med students theyre supposed to be overseeing.
Robby makes fun of garcia because shes way more obvious with her advances and garcia just goes “and you cant keep your hands off that kid.”




