god puts his horniest soldiers in long distance relationships

just drove 400 miles back home after spending a whole 13 days with my partner so i WILL be crying about every single thing that doesn’t go my way for the next week

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Yay you made it! Good to know you are in a good place!

what did i make

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Remember when you said you would never be in a long distance relationship… lol

i will NOT be clowned for being in a long distance relationship when we met and dated in the same city for 6 months before they moved! i will not be clowned!!

seeing my partner for the first time in 5 months tomorrow and i’m so nervous!! idk why!! why am i nervy!!! what if i’ve forgotten how to kiss!!!

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how are u keeping those arms so nice

i’m not i haven’t touched a weight most of the year i don’t know how they’re still like that

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sorry to b weird but your hands r gorgeous hope ur doing okay

you mean my fingies? thanks babe

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Please stop trying to kill us -thirsty bitches

homie i’m just vibing

working my love languages around circumstances like “im having trouble expressing how much love i have for you with this distance between us and i’m bad with words so i’m doing it with gifts <3” and then getting my partner socks with flames on them that match with mine

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I am looking respectfully 👀

you can be a little disrespectful

may i direct you attention to this picture of my dykey little arm and meaty little hand

desperately trying to find that tik tok of the two people in a car doing the electric love kiss ur best friend thing but it just ends in them singing am i a muppet or a man

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