Smother me in high fructose corn syrup and watch me harden

WHAT DOES THAT MEANNNN 😭

LMFAOOOOOO well it's a process of making candy--

Make a Ze lollipop

WIP of Titan from @ravens-and-rust 's Zombieland AU

It'll be a rough sketch but yeah here he is

I like 'em big~

I like 'em chunky~

♡_♡

taste my steel you stupid citrus

I draw you hot shirtless knights and THIS is what gets me 1k notes?????? wow

NOT THIS ONE CMON STOP I CANNOT PROCESS THIS POST GETTING TO 10K I WILL JUST DIE

@sexy-people-contests-2026

@stormbreaker-290

don't neglect your female blorbos. put HER in the torment nexus. give HER some old lady yuri. ship HER with everyone under the sun

Nexus?

I am doing my female blorbo justice!!!

Me forgetting to work on things in my drafts? Me being unable to properly participate in an art challenge?? Me getting incredibly inspired yet somehow forgetting to share a really cool work with y’all because I forget i leave things in drafts???? More likely than you think!!!

Anyways uh

Art

And alternate versions i like a lot too

*munches on art*

Yummy

Got sick

You get rest and eat some chicken noodle soup and take medicine

@zerockzeslaughter

....I...I have....the urge....to draw Grim and Reaper.....

And may very well do this tomorrow.

Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it

Look at my guys!

Theyre new! And an asshole :D

I love them, hope you guys will too

I'm already in love with the sass! What an ass!

@yelesomeblue So this but imagine Grim and Reaper doing this to each other

It is how they show affection for each other

@yelesomeblue look at this fucking cow 🥺

So pure and precious

This is just a silly because I am ✨CRAMPING✨ and ✨ UNHINGED✨

Titan: Hey did you feel that earthquake?

Andi: Yeup.

Titan: What do you think it rated on the titty scale?

Andi: Just a little jiggle, it wasn't much.

Titan: LMFAO my phone is a 13 year old boy. I was trying to type Richter*.

Andi: Sure you were 🙄😏

*jiggle jiggle*

I had to share this moment it was too fucking funny and @yelesomeblue I need you to see this LMFAO

Me: I met a boxer today

Wifey: (is thinking a male boxer) .....Okay??

Me: Yeah she was super friendly and wanted pets a lot. Kept jumping on me.

Wifey: (is now thinking of a trans boxer) WHOMST TF IS THIS BITCH??

Me: A dog?????

Wifey: .......OUH MY FAWKING GAWD! EVERYONE WAS ABOUT TO DIE!!

Me:

she was gonna throw hands with a dog!!!

Lmfao

I forgot to reply!!!!

Anyways, I'm 90% sure it was one of your alien AUs... you have so many fun AUs I get some jumbled in my mind (not a hard thing for me)

My friend Isa said it might be the alien cowboys au (pretty sure I posted it before lol)

Maybe? That's probably it. Anyway I am glad you like her.

Got her wearing one of my favorite sci-fi fashions

I forgot to reply!!!!

Anyways, I'm 90% sure it was one of your alien AUs... you have so many fun AUs I get some jumbled in my mind (not a hard thing for me)

Well flip my script and call me Daddy--

Well your green wife definitely calls someone daddy