love this apartment bc it is thirty degrees outside and even tho i have set my thermostats to 57 all of them are cold so i am pretty sure it is also probably thirty degrees in this house. but if i turn the thermostat up at all i am going to get another $200 bill so you know

seriously tho watching people praise any of moffat's writing of women in the yol 2026 is actively shaving years off my lifespan

someone waxing poetic about the true in depth beauty of a manic pixie dream girl character written by a cishet man as if any of it was good writing has to be one of the most annoying things to read

bought a mixed bag of habanero and poblano peppers bc it said "hot pepper mix" and i'd never really had poblanos so i Assumed they were similar in spice level. and they ARE NOT

why'd you tag your cutesy crochet guys with this

the secret endgame boss is sharktopus and when he sees it dave is like isn't this something you'd see in a shitty cheap movie???

the bostonian quiz was also funny because several of those things are not at all limited to boston or even massachusetts

okay i'm gonna need you all to stop deciding the pedophile apologia means that transmisandry is in fact true

i brought my sister and her husband to a local health food store last night so they could buy some vegan stuff and when we got back they found out some of the frozen food went out of date two years ago

i cheated and immediately blocked them so that i don't have to listen to more bullshit lol but good Lord

hand holding 👀

the theory that carol actually killed helen is so stupid. shut up

we have started pluribus and so far the first episode was very good

tbh i think living your life with the idea that you should make everything into fetish jerk off material is wildly depressing

just scared the shit out of my cat because when i lifted the toilet lid to pee, before i could sit down she jumped onto the seat and then started easing her way into the toilet to smell the water???? and when i was like GIRL GET OUT OF THERE she bolted

i like discovering tropes i'm clearly obsessed with through making 34098239048 aus every few days. like oh i'm really into the learning things through eavesdropping trope huh

yeah i'm not even posting that one lmao