James, acting tough: You guys don't want to mess with me.

Regulus: Yeah, James will straight up cry in public. Don't try him.

James: Exactly, I will straight up-

James:

James, tearing up: Regulus, why would you say that?!

James: Are you wearing makeup? Where'd your freckles go?

Regulus: Huh? Oh no, winter just makes my freckles fade.

James:

James: I see...

*later*

James: [beating the snow with a shovel] Give. Him. His. Freckles. Back. You. Bitch.

regulus: how do i make a date really romantic?

barty: be mysterious.

regulus: okay.

*later, while on a date with james*

james: so where are we going?

regulus: none of your fucking business.

The best thing is that i feel like james would just be like: "okay 😄🥰🩷🌻☀️"

“Toddler phase is fun", they said…

AU where Regulus’ karma is having a son who happens to be the Carbon copy of Sirius.

i miss them 😞

Regulus: Can I be frank with you guys?

Evan: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help.

Pandora: Can I still be Pandora?

Barty: Shh, let Frank speak.

evan: can you come out?

barty: yeah, just give me a minute...

barty: evan, i'm gay.

evan: i know that, you idiot. come out to the car.

barty: okay.

barty: car, i'm gay.