People find out rohanson is dating because someone is being transphobic to Rohan at a public event and Jameson steps in and the following happens
Transphobe : you want this girl in your bathroom?
Jameson : the fuck you mean girl
Jameson : anyway yeah I want this guy in my bathroom.
Jameson : preferably in the stall with me
Followed by Rohan laughing hard enough to break the sound barrier and hundred of confused gasps
Art thieves Rohan G. and Artemis F. Who are notorious for being hard to catch and so Jameson and Grayson who are infamously really fucking good detectives? Spies? set out to catch them except holy shit Jameson sees that dude has a motorbike and he looks so hot doing it and Grayson flips his lid because that man just stole a car and drove away at the speed of light AND winked at him
hear me out
MI6 Special Services Agent Rohan Gatz who is sent to monitor Jameson Hawthorne because he's made some enemies (he doesn't even know he's made) which leads to the events of Rohan meeting Jameson while working at the Mercy (where Rohan does work as well)
And one day while Jameson is in London they're attacked and Rohan's dealing with it like a pro because well, that's his job, and he gets shot and Jameson's just losing it and Rohan walks it off like there isn't a bullet in his shoulder
Which leads to them kissing and Rohan kind of has to confess it's his job to protect him, and it's rotten work that he doesn't want to do but he'll do it anyway.
What do we think.
I THINK YES. YES YES. MHM. YETP.
"THERE IS A BULLET IN YOUR SHOULDER, ROHAN"
"Perfectly normal. There are several other bullets in me that I'm not concerned about."
"WELL YOU SHOULD BE CONCERNED ABOUT THEM"
*a shrug*
they proceed to make out against a wall
hear me out
MI6 Special Services Agent Rohan Gatz who is sent to monitor Jameson Hawthorne because he's made some enemies (he doesn't even know he's made) which leads to the events of Rohan meeting Jameson while working at the Mercy (where Rohan does work as well)
And one day while Jameson is in London they're attacked and Rohan's dealing with it like a pro because well, that's his job, and he gets shot and Jameson's just losing it and Rohan walks it off like there isn't a bullet in his shoulder
Which leads to them kissing and Rohan kind of has to confess it's his job to protect him, and it's rotten work that he doesn't want to do but he'll do it anyway.
What do we think.
do you have any thoughts as to what Rohan’s last name might be??
I am going to sound DERANGED and partially because I am but I have it written down as Gatz or Gatsby not because or like kinship or whatever but because the OG Gatsby had no family and was in love with an ideal and pretended he had a lot of money but he was broke asf and who does that sound like…
I don't fear the inheritance games fandom so here are my hot takes
Rohan is arguably one of the best written characters
Lyra Kane is a poorly written pick me
Grayson is 2D and making him completely straight felt like shooting me
Nash and Xander are underrated
Maxine's swearing makes me want to throw my book across the room
We deserve a ton more devils mercy content
Gigi Grayson/Mattias Slater also makes me want to throw my book across the room
You can improve literally any of these characters by making them queer
We deserve more Thea and Rebecca content
Savannah/Rohan as reverse sunshine x grumpy being so refreshing should be talked about more
Rohan's last name is not mercy and I will not accept it as that
Reblogging to add on what I think;
Grayson Hawthorne is at the very least bisexual. Gay in some aus (cough graytemis) but we were ROBBED of aroace rep with that man too.
Gigi Grayson is the biggest fucking lesbian I’ve ever seen in my entire life and I’m not even going to lie about it
Both Lyra and Savannah would probably date women
Rohan has probably kissed a few men but is more straight
I don’t know if this is stated but I would bet my soul on the fact Xander Hawthorne is bi or pan
I don't fear the inheritance games fandom so here are my hot takes
Rohan is arguably one of the best written characters
Lyra Kane is a poorly written pick me
Grayson is 2D and making him completely straight felt like shooting me
Nash and Xander are underrated
Maxine's swearing makes me want to throw my book across the room
We deserve a ton more devils mercy content
Gigi Grayson/Mattias Slater also makes me want to throw my book across the room
You can improve literally any of these characters by making them queer
We deserve more Thea and Rebecca content
Savannah/Rohan as reverse sunshine x grumpy being so refreshing should be talked about more
Rohan's last name is not mercy and I will not accept it as that