R. P. Gatsby

@yourdeargatsby / yourdeargatsby.tumblr.com

R. Prince. Gatsby. A terrible person. Any/All

thechildofshadows asked:

so now

I think you can answer the age old question

would you fuck your clone

@yourdearestgatsby lmfao

Yes

#princespeaks #princeasks #kae

thechildofshadows asked:

oh my god your blog

is different

goddamn

Ive been been debating making another blog to clean this one up more, like for reblogs or smth idrk

#princespeaks #princeasks #kae

thechildofshadows asked:

gay thot or son daughter

son daughter i love nonbinary people

#princespeaks #kae #princeasks

thechildofshadows asked:

we've unlocked targaryen family tree

its literally a circle

like i know i was supposed to give myself a detox but this is like watching a train wreck its so funny

Not anymore I made it a completely straight line wanna see

#princespeaks #princeasks #kae

thechildofshadows asked:

fuck I meant happy Halloween

no thanks

#princespeaks #princeasks #kae #that's in october

thechildofshadows asked:

gatsby birthday

no thanks

#princespeaks #princeasks #kae #that's in june

thechildofshadows asked:

just got hit by a car for the ninth time today no problem

#knockoffprincespeaks

blow up

#princespeaks #princeasks #kae

thechildofshadows asked:

have i also mentioned that i hate america and i miss england and i also really really really want to doxx jonathan so that jonathan and olwyn will get married and i can be the wedding executioner and then die at 32

STOP FUCKING IMPERSONATING ME

#princespeaks #princeasks #kae

thechildofshadows asked:

why

why not?

#princespeaks #princeasks #kae

thechildofshadows asked:

what if we pretend to lock in today

and actually lock in tomorrow

and pretend today again

I think this is a good idea

#princespeaks #princeasks #kae

thechildofshadows asked:

what if I wasn’t uti green

what if you were

#princespeaks #princeasks #kae

thechildofshadows asked:

do u love ur child

(LMFAO I KEEP LAUGHING WHILE TYPING IT HAHA)

yes

#princespeaks #princeasks #kae

thechildofshadows asked:

you gotta step up gats

and be a better parental unit

and like

I actually have no idea where I was going with this

how is your day??

I woke up and I took my meds and they feel kinda weird bc my stomach hurts but I’ve also been blessed by god to bleed for the last three days so maybe it’s not the meds

so.

no

my day was fine, i think. ntohing exciting

dark chocolate, pamprin, ice and heat packs. lots of water or hot drinks too.

#princespeaks #princeasks #kae

thechildofshadows asked:

it could be worse

I could be piss yellow on here too

I’m red white and blue instead

that is actually worse

you can be piss yellow on here too do you want to be

french, english, cuban, american or one of the other million red white and blue countries

LMFAO

#princespeaks #princeasks #kae

thechildofshadows asked:

I phrased that ask wrong 😭😭

fuck the president he makes me feel unsafe and I’m not even near him

You’re so real for that ong

#princespeaks #princeasks #Kae

thechildofshadows asked:

America is gay because most of us want to screw the president and the minority want to screw the president

(see its funny because screw means go die but it also means fuck in the literal meaning so-)

i laughed so hard i started choking on my drink

#princespeaks #princeasks #Kae

thechildofshadows asked:

Hellooo how are you doing

I’m doing math homework because I’m in school and I like having good grades because I live in the land of crazy college

(let me friend you on discord and never chat with you again on there and only blow up your tumblr DMs)

debating if I want to drink

I live in the same country as you I feel you 🥲 I sit for like 4 AP tests in a few days shoot me AND THE SAT FUCKKK

(it’s the same url)

#princespeaks #princeasks #Kae

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