when giovanni discoverded yaoi
DIRECTA ESQUIYA! DIRECTA ESQUIYA! ART THOU H'RE? MMM. I DOTH GUESSETH THE LADY WENTETH TO THE MIRR'R DUNGEON WITH THE OTH'R ACT'RS. HUUUU! THE LADY NEV'R DOTH TAKE ME TO THE MIRR'R DUNGEONS! OH WELL ;×;. I WOND'R WHAT PLAYETH WE ART TO PUTTETH ON NEXT! KYO MOU KOTSU RURU MAMORU YO, KKOMI! HM, T LOOKS LIKETH SOMEONE HATH LEFT THEIR THINGY OPE! THOSE GENTS WOULDN'T MIND IF 'T BE TRUE I. OH, WHAT'S THIS? I-IS YOND. SQUIRE GABRIEL? AND-SQUIRE DANIEL? WHA- WHAT ART THOSE GENTS DOING?!? WHAT HATH HAPPENED TO THEIR GASKINS??!?! SQUIRE BENJAMIN?!?!? WHAT'S THAT GENT DOING THITHER?!?!?!? OHMAIGAH- WHA-!?!?!? IS DANIEL EATING CRACKERS OFF OF GABRIEL!? OOHOOHOOHOHOHO-Ah. KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! KYAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! EEEHEEHEEEEEE!!! ROCINANTE, HOW HATH THOU DID HIDE THIS FROM ME? KYAAAAAA!!!!
first tlt in a million years and it's this. he's fujoing out