me when they zap my shit to smithereens

Guys.... go to blogger.com and make a blog right now and then blog every single day and send me your blogs. Blogspot resurgence 2026 I am begging and pleading

here's my blog please....... PLEASE just blog I need this. New year new blog?? Ladies?

i have followed this and started my own blog

Shout out to the phrase “I’m going to become the joker” for capturing a very specific and real emotion

white people love to let their giant untrained dogs off leash and then petulantly call their name 80 times in a row while standing stock still as their dog completely ignores them and runs amok

random white person: sadie!! sadie!! come here sadie! SADIE!!!!

sadie:

The later this gets posted, the funnier it gets

harry du claus

mr evrart is helping me find my presents

i am so fucking jolly right now

Pig's requestin' cookies and milk like it's no big deal

Say one of these Naughty or Nice things or fuck off

santa. arriving. on the scene

SOMETHING MERRY IS GOING TO HAPPEN

"Merry Christmas, XBOX! It's Usher, and I hope Santa got you everything you asked for. INCLUDING Dance Central 3. I'll see you guys in the new year."

tis the season been thinking about this movie

We play the Cat in the Hat this time! Yes that one, from 2003. My favorite movie of all time. Genuinely.

in 20 years people are going to have to dirty talk like LLMs in order to satisfy partners whose first exposure to sexuality was chatbots

"not only is your dick huge, it's also sexy!"

Excellent work! That isn't just a sexy pic — it's a love-letter to the genre of erotic content.

guh wall

Baby Tiger小脑斧, 2018, Zhelong Xu

with marzipans frosting we gonna win de competition !!