Zaolan

i love when a cat looks up and its head is a funny shape

how it all feels lately

my niche version of "he would not fucking say that" is "he would not fucking carry that baby to term" for mpreg headcanons. sometimes there is power in recognizing that a fictional man WOULD get a mabortion

Does he have "nonbinary vibes" or is he just east asian

Important addition

he has 2 electrons... who? the boy reading this...

you know who else had a heated rivalry

Hat off to the Redbull marketing team

heat seeking behavior

Attention seeking missile

Itty Bitty Kbity Committee

ava <- woman's name

bvb <- unknown, dangerous

cvc <- i get my prescritions from there :)

dvd <- movies

eve <- woman's name

that's all i know. sorry

fvf <- clown owl

gvg <- goblins vs gnomes

hvh <- unknown, dangerous

ivi <- sounds like ivy, woman's name

jvj <- tusked animal

and that that's all i know

kvk <- unknown, dangerous

lvl <- level

mvm <- tf2 mode

nvn <- sad bird

ovo <- inquisitive bird

and that's all i know. sorry

pvp <- player versus player

qvq <- crying bird

rvr <- unclear, potential threat, perhaps a lenny face?

svs <- unknown, dangerous

tvt <- tusked animal in mime makeup

uvu <- bird uwu

And thats all I know. Sorry

vvv <- stalactites

wvw <- more stalactites

xvx <- dead bird looking at you

zvz <- unknown, extremely dangerous

and that's all that is known. Sorry

i,m learning so much

Todays izutsumi: I-soup-sumi

rip us a bong youre the pussy man

I want to write. I have ideas. I open document. I type four of the worst sentences ever created in the english language. I daydream the rest of the scene. I close document.

I see the pendulum is firmly in the "only idiot losers go into the trades, have fun being crippled at age 40". But not to worry, in another two months it'll be back to "nice student debt idiot, has your job been taken by AI yet?"

And so balance will be kept and everyone will be wrong forever

"The trades are backbreaking, thankless work that will CRIPPLE you for LIFE" not really anymore if you wear your PPE and do team lifts

"Yeah, tradespeople are raking in 6 figures and living the high life while you all drown in student debt!" Actually a lot of us also have student debt and while the trades can pay very well, you're unlikely to take home 6 figures without working an incredible amount of overtime. Union benefits are good though

"That's right, only the TOUGHEST and MANLIEST of men could possibly handle these jobs!" My apprentice is a fat 5'3 woman and she's doing the same job as you, calm down Rambo

"Yeah, literally anyone can do this stuff, that's why in the post capitalist utopian commune we'll all just take turns" it's still difficult and dangerous manual labor that takes intense training and skill to do properly

"Yeah we have to ACTUALLY work for our paycheck, not like those whiny white collar nerds who just sit at a desk all day" well I managed to slack off enough to write all this, didn't I

weirded out by homes with no pets. like where is your creature

i’m very self aware. which unfortunately hasn’t solved anything

how many apples tall are yall?