Worstie i need you to know our use of "kissing you with tongue rn" as a sentence to mean "i love you" is literally so wormed inside my brain that whenever i'm having a heartfelt moment with someone i have to restrain myself from saying that to the other person
Kissing you with tongue rn because this is so funny to read and imagine. Romeo and Juliet theatre plays would bang if Romeo said this to Juliet
Sup worstie, was visiting a cave today and we were like 500 meters deep and like 20 meters below the earth at least and there was just. A fucking Pigeon there. And the tour guide was like just ignore it they're a real problem.
But try to picture this: you're walking down the stairs, coming into this big cavern, and there's just a pigeon walking there and there's no clear indication as to how it got there
That pigeon was the start to your adventure. That tour guide was a villain.
I imagine spelunking, seeing the wonders of a beautiful cave... it's dark, damp but beautiful and suddenly a pigeon shits on me
WORSTIE okay so i'm on vacation with the fam and we were dining and all of a sudden my mom says "you know there's this new trend called rawdogging, it's when you go an entire day without your phone and just take in life as it is" and i was sitting there trying to keep a straight face and not cry from trying to hold in my laugh
WH O TO. LD YOU R M OM THI S
btw hi worstie i got hatecrimed yesterday when i was waiting to cross the street and some random group of guys called me a "soy boy" nad at first i didn't even know what that was (imagine throwing online closed circle insults at random people irl) i now googled it and i all can say about is: awww look who can't call me a proper slur
Imagine being a prick to wanna hate crime someone but not prick enough to actually use a slur. Fucking cowards.
Hi babe to today in class i met this girl and we got talking and turns out we both love reading and then she drops the line "have you heard about shifter fiction before?" and i'm thinking "there's no way the tiktok people are writing published books about 'shifting' " so i say no and the says "like people transforming into werewolves?" and i'm just there trying to keep a straight face while internally screaming OMG IS SHE TRYING TO GET ME HOOKED ON PUBLISHED OMEGAVERSE FICTION???
Turns out she was, in fact, not trying to get me hooked on omegaverse fiction and it's just your standard ya fantasy novel themes
I don't even have a reply to this. This is so funny to me. God the leaps in this ask were amazing. It went from 100 to 0 so quickly