saw a girl wearing a shirt that said CAN'T BREATHALYZE METH! and it kind of startled me out of my breakdown for a second

this is a real published article

the cambrian period was like 10 years ago

fucking idiot

i had a dream that when you looked up "gougar" this was the meme you got instead of the actual one

NOOOOOO! The Polyhedron! That's where I work!

items to keep in ur inventory to become the most popular guy at the function

Its so cold outside i can see my speech bubble

baseball different from how i remember it

glad they added new maps to baseball

electrician

I love uninstalling shit. Get out of my computer.

i also love using task manager to kill things! Cease this

You show a cat something and they're like sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff ooooh I understand now. Don't care