“she should be at the club” “but not everybody can handle loud music / likes going out / enjoys drinking / wants to—“ YOURE MISSING THE POINT. “she should be at the club” is not about the literal club!! it’s about the whimsy of youth!! it’s about the things you can get away with, body and mind!! it’s about having fun and ignoring the horrors for as long as you can!! it’s about the fact that you do not deserve to feel this pain and have these responsibilities, you do not deserve to be locked in your room with your sadness, you deserve to enjoy the music and the pretty lights and the ass shaking of life!!! it’s about how i wish joy for you, even if you do not wish it for yourself!!! you should be at the club!!!!

If I had that kind of money, space, and free time, and was responsible enough to be trusted with an animal, it would be fun to get like a teeny tiny gecko or something, and get a huge-ass terrarium for an enclosure. I'm talking like an 80 gallon reptile tank for some beastie that's got space recommendations of "at least 10 gallon tank, but will be happier with a bigger one", with a whole bunch of live plants that are safe and natural for this particular lizard's environment.

So there's a giant glass cabinet full of plants, rocks and branches, all artfully arranged in there, in a way that makes it look like just a fancy decorative plant installation, kind of a soothing ornamental indoor garden to have in my living room. And then someone admiring the beauty of this thing gets the shit scared out of them when the little beastie zips from one hiding place to another.

And I can be like "oh yeah there's a fucking creature in there", and glare at the big-ass glass cabinet like I have no idea how it got there and I didn't specifically construct this thing to be a paradise for this exact creature. Like it just showed up and doesn't pay rent.

if you don't know how to end a written work you should be able to just let the words fade out like an 80s song and not resolve anything for the reader

The last 5 pages should just be in progressively lighter text until it’s no longer legible at all

Death and the man who isn't afraid of it

Maria Chepeleva (Ukrainian, b.1985)

Cat on a radiator

She literally does not give a damn what that old fool is yelling about

Let’s ignore daddy.

*esim. turvallista matkaa tai peppi pitkätossun jäähyväislaulu

well you know what they say. when you've invested billions of dollars into hammers every problem looks like a nail and you keep handing these hammers to your users and they go "i don't really think i needed this hammer" and "but i don't have any nails that need hammering in right now" and "this is not a nail this is a glass vase that will break if i hit it with a hammer" and "didn't you used to have, like, other tools avaliable that might be better suited to this job" and you tell them to suck it up because you've replaced all your screwdrivers and wrenches and box cutters and crates and ladders and paint with hammers because your shareholders need to see an increase in value from your hammer investments

tein itse ja säästin sopeutin

NONII POIKA ON TULLU KOTII!!!!!! 🎉🎊🏆EU:N KORKEIN TYÖTTÖMYYSASTE WOOOOO!!!!!

experimenting with some brushes

seabird, seabird

fly home ✨

one time i told a group of lesbian and bi women that i have never watched wicked and they were shocked, gagged, gooped, “but you’re queer. you like pussy. how have you not seen wicked?” yeah. well. i like pussy, not musicals?

i’m this exact post. all this just to fuck women.

“are you going to the lucy dacus concert?” no. i listen to gucci mane.

i think im starting to lose my Internet Brainrot because everything annoys me so much now that i dont even want to scroll anymore 🙄 like no matter what site everything either ai or bait or someone complaining abt something stupid and im not reading all that. ill be outside in the hammock

This is my son and he is one years old :)

It’s Warmer Below - London Underground poster, 1927 // Design by Frederick Charles Herrick

Source

Frederick Charles Herrick, 1926

The companion piece, for summer!