Reblogged beetmaster
we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies
Reblogged aperturecity
Oh I’m so sleepy… won’t you use !tuck to tuck me into bed?
!cursedoak
did anyone else have terrible dreams about a gnarled, twisted forest with one tree more terrible and hateful than all the rest
Reblogged teo-garden-bugs
struggling to figure out how tumblr is losing money
The opposite of "there's an XKCD strip for this" has got to be "what the fuck do you mean there's an Achewood strip for this," less common, more alarming.
Reblogged unicornfan
Reblogged dat-soldier
Reblogged weenie-kun
Me when I'm old as fuck and my grandkids talk to me: this reminds me of a post. I gotta go find the post
Grandkids: grandpa sit down you don't need to show us a post
Me: (not listening) Now where was that post....
Reblogged beetmaster
Video caption: Good guy who talks like a bad guy
“Perhaps you’d like to see my pets. They were ALL … rescues.”
“And as always, gentlemen, our profits will be … donated.”
“Oh, I wish I could stay and chat, but I’m afraid I have to take my friend to the airport.”
celestialyearning
Redeemed villain who can’t let the speech pattern go
Reblogged rasinterestingwaffle
roaches-inthecereal
Reblogged teo-garden-bugs
steel types are fucking awesome i love steel types. check this out we got
some screws and magnets
gears
metal ant
keys
dinosaur that controls time
and of course
the pink thing
Reblogged emily-ann1559
Are you willing to die for $3 dollars
Reblogged calliecosmos
when ur friends show u their ocs
Reblogged electrosheep3000
