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The most underrated thrash band of the 80's. Any true metalhead knows how much ass this band demolishes.
Still rocking faces off to this day. Long live Testament.
Still rocking faces off to this day. Long live Testament.
Testament - Practice what you Preach.
by aldwardo July 29, 2006
Get the testament mug.One of the greatest video game series of this generation. Splinter Cell revolves around you (Sam Fisher) going on espionage missions for the NSA. The actually stories are a bit complicated I don't even stand all of it myself but I don't play games for stories.
Unlike most game series, this one gets better with each release. Comparing it to MGS is just silly, they are two amazing franchises.
Chaos Theory (3rd of the series, not counting the shitty handheld versions) is one of my favorite games ever. It eliminates all the trial and error of the first two and really makes it much more enjoyable(I've beaten it 7 times already). It's so flexible and flat out amazing in terms of everything that makes a game good. Good graphics, amazing soundtrack, deep and flexible gameplay, and replayiblity. Don't get me started on how amazing the multiplayer is because words don't do it justice. It's so genious yet so underrated.
Unlike most game series, this one gets better with each release. Comparing it to MGS is just silly, they are two amazing franchises.
Chaos Theory (3rd of the series, not counting the shitty handheld versions) is one of my favorite games ever. It eliminates all the trial and error of the first two and really makes it much more enjoyable(I've beaten it 7 times already). It's so flexible and flat out amazing in terms of everything that makes a game good. Good graphics, amazing soundtrack, deep and flexible gameplay, and replayiblity. Don't get me started on how amazing the multiplayer is because words don't do it justice. It's so genious yet so underrated.
Splinter Cell games so far:
Splinter Cell
Splinter Cell: Pandora Tomorrow
Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory
Splinter Cell: Double Agent
The new one (Double Agent) is due out very soon. It will own your soul.
Splinter Cell
Splinter Cell: Pandora Tomorrow
Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory
Splinter Cell: Double Agent
The new one (Double Agent) is due out very soon. It will own your soul.
by aldwardo October 13, 2006
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Get the fantasy football mug.1. Ever since Armando got hit by a car, he bears the name Carmando.
2. I will never name my kid Armando, just incase he gets hit by a car.
2. I will never name my kid Armando, just incase he gets hit by a car.
by aldwardo October 17, 2006
Get the carmando mug.The best sidescrolling series ever. This game proves you don't need 32 km of viewing distance and radioactive HDR on the real-time foilage to be fun. This series revolves around a vampire hunter defeating dracula. That's the basic premise, you go through Dracula's castle fighting zombies and creatures and all types of badass monsters. Tight control, badass weapons, deep gameplay with awesome moves, kickass sprite animations, one of the best soundtracks in videogame history. All of the games in this series kickass(excluding the dogshit 3D ones which have no right to bear the name Castlevania and Castlevania 2).
Some other series match it such as Super Mario Bros. and Metroid, but this game is the epitomy of what makes a videogame good.
Some other series match it such as Super Mario Bros. and Metroid, but this game is the epitomy of what makes a videogame good.
by aldwardo October 25, 2006
Get the castlevania mug.You think fat people eat at McDonald's all the time? Try hitting up your nearest Friendlys, I guarentee you will see at least 1 morbidly obese group of people there.
by aldwardo December 24, 2006
Get the friendlys mug.A very promising first-person shooter that is slated for a September 2007 release. Being built from the ground up by developers Crytek, the makers behind Far Cry. Sporting ultra realistic graphics and optimization for DirectX 10. This game looks like it will be game of the year already by the trailers and screenshots. It looks like it's Deus Ex meets Far Cry meets Half-Life.
Some info on Crysis:
-It will run on Vista and XP. XP will require a Direct X 9 patch however.
-You're main character wears a nano-augmented suit that you can change abilities such as jump higher and run faster all in real time.
-Real time weather and daytime/nighttime system.
-Advanced AI that has real time routine system like Oblivion and Far Cry.
-Ability to modify you're weapons all in real time.
-The first real time Predator like gameplay.
-Landscapes and levels that are based on real places.
-Advanced physics engine. Almost everything can be destroyed or damaged.
-Many multiplayer modes.
-And much more.
There is not much know about the story but it takes place in Korea in the not too distant future. From the screenshot it looks like there is an alien invasion sorta like PREY. I cannot wait for this game. There is no way it can suck.
Some info on Crysis:
-It will run on Vista and XP. XP will require a Direct X 9 patch however.
-You're main character wears a nano-augmented suit that you can change abilities such as jump higher and run faster all in real time.
-Real time weather and daytime/nighttime system.
-Advanced AI that has real time routine system like Oblivion and Far Cry.
-Ability to modify you're weapons all in real time.
-The first real time Predator like gameplay.
-Landscapes and levels that are based on real places.
-Advanced physics engine. Almost everything can be destroyed or damaged.
-Many multiplayer modes.
-And much more.
There is not much know about the story but it takes place in Korea in the not too distant future. From the screenshot it looks like there is an alien invasion sorta like PREY. I cannot wait for this game. There is no way it can suck.
I have already upgraded my computer with SLI Nvidia BFG Geforce 8 series cards. I want this fucker maxed out.
Crysis, plain and simple, will kick ass.
Crysis, plain and simple, will kick ass.
by Aldwardo January 17, 2007
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