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For male virgins when a guy friend tells them they can hook them up with a girl but they're really only joking about an imaginary girl, leaving said virgin feeling mildly heart broken.
Dan: Hey there's this girl named Krista who was asking about you...
Joe: Really??
Dan: No, hahaha
Joe: FUCK YOUR HEART TRAPS ASSHOLE
Joe: Really??
Dan: No, hahaha
Joe: FUCK YOUR HEART TRAPS ASSHOLE
by Balfdor June 27, 2006
Get the heart trap mug.The ultimate superhero, one that manipulates his enemies' fear and uses stealth and intimidation and intellect to succeed, and does not need butthole Superman powers to survive.
A few reasons why Batman is better than Superman:
- Does not need dorky glasses to conceal his identity
- Does not need to struggle with women (i.e. Lois Lane) to gain their affections
- Heir to a powerful conglomerate
- Raised in a mediocre city called Gotham and not by corny farm folk in Smallville
- Does not need dorky glasses to conceal his identity
- Does not need to struggle with women (i.e. Lois Lane) to gain their affections
- Heir to a powerful conglomerate
- Raised in a mediocre city called Gotham and not by corny farm folk in Smallville
by Balfdor October 18, 2006
Get the batman mug.The type of woman a man will date when so absolutely desperate that he has to give his credit card information over the phone just to get some action from her.
Phone sex operator, hooker, supermodel—anyone sexy enough to be able to charge your credit card.
Phone sex operator, hooker, supermodel—anyone sexy enough to be able to charge your credit card.
by Balfdor June 14, 2006
Get the creditcarding girl mug.Someone who turns a normally civil conversation or situation into something unpleasant or troublesome.
Example 1
Disgruntled guy: Well I just got off work and I'm about to head home, so...
Homeless guy: Hey man could you give me a dollar
Disgruntled guy: Fuck off ya fag
Example 2
Tim: John go get me a root beer
John: You can probably get up and get it yourself
Tim: Dude... don't be a fag
John: Don't call me a fag you ass master
Disgruntled guy: Well I just got off work and I'm about to head home, so...
Homeless guy: Hey man could you give me a dollar
Disgruntled guy: Fuck off ya fag
Example 2
Tim: John go get me a root beer
John: You can probably get up and get it yourself
Tim: Dude... don't be a fag
John: Don't call me a fag you ass master
by Balfdor November 14, 2006
Get the fag mug.Delusions Of Grandeur
A D.O.G. is someone with the potential to have really big dreams but without applying oneself will end up just eating the dirt, metaphorically speaking.
A D.O.G. usually starts out very timid or perhaps somewhat of a spaz in social situations. They show all traits of an extremely bright but also very underdeveloped individual.
A D.O.G. is someone with the potential to have really big dreams but without applying oneself will end up just eating the dirt, metaphorically speaking.
A D.O.G. usually starts out very timid or perhaps somewhat of a spaz in social situations. They show all traits of an extremely bright but also very underdeveloped individual.
D.O.G. in a classroom: Dude I think I'm gonna go to college and get my AA degree or something. But then I'll want to work a good job too, I mean I don't want to flip burgers or anything like that. Maybe then I'll meet a nice girl with cute boobs and butt and go out with her and once I make enough money we'll be able to go on expensive dates and then we'll get married and have lots of babies. Hurray!
Other students: Okay whatever... (sigh)
P.E. teacher: Alright maggot give me 10 push ups
D.O.G.: But sir my arms hurt
Everyone else: OKAY JUST SHUT UP THEN PLEASE
Other students: Okay whatever... (sigh)
P.E. teacher: Alright maggot give me 10 push ups
D.O.G.: But sir my arms hurt
Everyone else: OKAY JUST SHUT UP THEN PLEASE
by Balfdor August 15, 2006
Get the d.o.g. mug.A person that is on the edge of sanity, usually from sleep deprivation, drug abuse, lack of exercise, or a general sense of social anxiety. This is normally a person you are always cautious about when bringing around industrious, socially pleasant, "normal" people.
Symptoms of being fringe include: (a) bringing up vague and confusing topics of conversation at any given time, such as the Tao Te Ching or John Lennon; (b) rapid mood swings, more commonly aggression or despair; (c) telling pointless jokes and laughing for an extensive period of time, and then crying afterward.
by Balfdor August 16, 2006
Get the fringe mug.Reaching the pinnacle of creative expression in one's chosen endeavor. Sort of like how we identify Neo in The Matrix.
Dan was so inspired to paint something that he blasted off on the canvas with every idea that came to mind.
Mike was so desperate to get on the other side of the river that he had to blast off in one magnificent leap.
Mike was so desperate to get on the other side of the river that he had to blast off in one magnificent leap.
by Balfdor October 11, 2006
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